The Clinton administration got the N Koreans to shut down their nuke program. And now Big Dog gets 2 Americans free.

Bolton & Jr, with their precisely wrong actions, persuaded the N Koreans to re-open the nuke program. And he has a picture with Pam WhatsHerName. And – hey wait – what is he doing with his left hand there?!

We’ll even send some humanitarian aid if they take the broad, too, which would constitute humanitarian aid in its own right.

Is that AtlasJugs in the photo with him?

Yes indeedy*
…[*Link to Her Wackiness’ blog]

If you look real close, they have the same upper lip. Her mustache, however, has been shaved. His, on the other hand, is more ingrown and when he shaves there is what explains the stoopid.

If the lives of the Sesame Street old man muppets were to be humanized on film or the stage, John would pass the audition.

Here is a compilation of John’s facial expressions. It’s hard to hate a guy that cartoonish.

For a substantial, well-researched and argued response to Bolton, discerning readers should go here.

If you take Pammycakes as well, we will even throw in a bonus.

Did you see this comment from her blog about the Bolton interview?

“John Bolton is a smart man and hopefully Palin can contact him for foreign policy beef up as well as have him in her administration.”

Is the Yellowsnow Queen running for mayor of Wasilla again?

Bolton’s only achievement is being wrong as often as Bill Kristol. Why either of them is anything other than the target in a softball throw is beyond me.

Yesterday I saw an opinion piece from Bolt-hole on the Chicken Noodle Network, yammering about what a bad idea the Clinton trip was and how the Obama administration was rewarding bad behavior. What an asshat. I can’t even find the story this morning to link it. Hey Bolt-hole: when you are so consistently wrong about everything, maybe you should take that as a sign to STFU and go away.

Bolton is yet another Yale grad as well. No offense to the Yalie progressives out there, but WTF is wrong in New Haven? And of all his insane quotes over the years, this is my particular favorite:

He wrote in his Yale 25th reunion book “I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy. I considered the war in Vietnam already lost.” In an interview, Bolton discussed his comment in the reunion book, explaining that he decided to avoid service in Vietnam because “by the time I was about to graduate in 1970, it was clear to me that opponents of the Vietnam War had made it certain we could not prevail, and that I had no great interest in going there to have Teddy Kennedy give it back to the people I might die to take it away from.”

That’s all I need to know about this douchebag.

OT but very important: the final word on Obama’s birth certificate, from Jesus’ General.
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Bolton was made the US’ representative to the UN via a recess appointment in August 2005 – not even Bush’s tame Republican Congress could be counted on to confirm him. He resigned in December 2006 when it became clear that his chances for confirmation were still in the shitter. That year and some months of high-level wingnut welfare apparently made him An Expert on Foreign Policy for Life because he has an op ed in today’s…wait for it…Washington Post. He and his mustache explain how the visit of an ex-President is rewarding bad behavior and negotiating with terrorists.
Did Rupert Murdoch secretly buy WaPo or is Fred Hiatt just a dickhead?

That was just cool!

But seriously, Bolton thinks Clinton was “rewarding” North Korea?
With what? A fucking visit from an ex-president? Was that the best they could “extort” from us?

What’s 2nd place; two visits?

Hey, don’t sully the good name of douchebags by associating them with Bolton! He’s more of a festering pile of excrement. What an ugly, miserable, petty little ‘man’ he is. Pure filth. As are all neocons, actually.

Kristol. Krautenheimerlamerjammer. Gonzales. Yoo. Erick, the son of Erick. MM (both of them). Rush. Hannity. Beck.

North Korea, if you act today, we’ll even through in Bill O’ and Coulter, free of charge.

I am so fucking fed up with this bullshit. I really am.

I was refreshing the page when that opinion piece went away from being the top headline on Yahoo news. It was replaced by “Two Journalists pardoned by N Korea.” The pic of Clinton with a couple cute North Korean kids stayed the same.

The left-wing biased media is sometimes forced to substitute reality for right-wing hot air. That’s what makes them left-wing biased.

Yes, but only for people living in the USA. Don’t you think the North Korean populace has already suffered enough by having Kim Jong-Il as their fearless leader? Do they really need some dumb broad who’s even crazier?

The latter.

Is it just me? Somehow I find Pammy’s mustache crush disturbing. Even more so than the rest of her personality traits.

Here is a compilation of John’s facial expressions. It’s hard to hate a guy that cartoonish.

I can think of few people who are easier to hate than John Bolton.

Probably both.

Between the upholstered furniture and the camera light in the background, they look like they’re setting up for the worst porn shoot in history.

Hell yeah! Take him. Please.

Brilliant! Sick but brilliant nonetheless.

We give you Hannity/Oreilly/Limbaugh/David Horowitz/Armstrong Williams/Glen Beck/Malkin/Coulter/Tammy because they’ll teach you a thing or two about propaganda but you have to agree to take along Cheney(Dick) and John Bolton because it’s a package deal and oh, we’ll warn you not to take any political advice from either.

BazoomJugs can has NKorean trip too?

Every once in awhile i am actually taken aback by how full of themselves these people are. Im sure when their families heard of their release their first thoughts were ‘I wonder if John Bolton thinks this was a wise move’.

This is completely and utterly off topic, but it just cries out for the TBogg treatment. I thought I had heard the last of Mr. Cyrus’ Magnum Opus in 1992, but apparently he’s still inflicting it on people. Sean Hannity sure do dance purdy…

My god. Just. Lye. I need lye for my eyes now.

Respectfully, and I don’t think I heard Bolton explicitly making this argument, but is there anything to the assertion that this might encourage similar acts of abduction? I heard somebody on the radio this morning specifically reference the current situation with those three in Iran. I can imagine some scenario that foreign policy wonks could enumerate better than I, in which the powers that be in Iran (or elsewhere) perceived some benefit from a personal visit from an ex-POTUS. This argument, I believe, may be wrong but it is not an unreasonable line of thought and probably should be considered regardless of the fact that Bolton is a card-carrying asshat.

See, all I had to do was read the description and I knew I didn’t want to soil my beautiful mind with those images. Hell, the description was bad enough.

See, I’m a masochist. I know I know I know I SHOULD NOT LOOK, but…I… must…look….and then, the lye. Always, the lye.