One fun bit of hypocrisy from Gladney is that after he bounced right back up after being on the ground for something like two seconds, we went immediately to the overcrowded emergency room to seek treatment for a wide assortment of phantom injuries.

He next appeared at a rally in a wheelchair and his lawyer made a plea to the gathered crowd for financial contributions because Kenny DOES NOT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!

This guy really deserves one of those Bud Lite “Real Men of Genius” commercials.

“Here’s to you Mr. Uninsured Health Care Reform protester.”

That guy is so dumb he couldn’t name five Kings of France if you spotted him four Louis’.

Where’s Mike Brady slamming his briefcase on the defendants’ table when you need him?

The handrags and the gladbags
That the media had to buy so you could whine….

Urkel?

So “Hefty, hefty, hefty… wimpy, wimpy, wimpy” is the new “no taxation without representation”?

““Oh my God, they killed beat caused Kenny to fall onto the ground, suffering invisible injuries and enabling him to get up two seconds later to walk around without difficulty, bitching and moaning over nothing! …You bastards!””

This group is most aptly represented by the genius who stood up at a town hall meeting in South Carolina and told his Congressman “Keep your government hands off my Medicare.”
The salt of the earth, the common clay, you know…

fugg ‘em all …

And they speak in authentic frontier gibberish!

We should probably just leave them be, since they’re simply “Gladsterbating”
http://www.urbandictionary.com…..sterbating

It could get messy.

And yes, by all means they should change their name to the “Gladraggers”
http://www.urbandictionary.com…..Glad%20Rag

Like shootin fish in barrel with these clowns.

what happened to President Bush — sustained organized grass-roots protests (”mobs,” if you will), relentless media criticism and permanent opposition-party obstructionism

I’m sorry I missed this. Someone remind me when this all happened?

It’s called ‘projection’. He’s projecting what they did and do onto us. As always.

Okay, who’s more incoherent: Breitbart or this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

From their comments:

Clarity54

Well said, Mr. Breitbart. Whether we like it or not, we are all Kenneth Gladneys. Keep up the good fight!

Which means that they’re all a bunch of WATB’s with martyr complexes , who are so delicate that a minor fall on the sidewalk is enough to put them in traction.

Someone grab a ladder and a claw hammer , and go help those stupid bastards down from their crosses.

Now I haz a sad because SP permanently killed off Kenny, my second favorite SP character in the movie (The Mole was my first), but now I haz a happy because they brought him back to life!!!!!

What, we weren’t talking about that Kenny? Well, we should be. This Kenny is much more of a cartoon character than the other one. By the way, whatever happened to the first guy on the ground in the video? You know, the one who was actually in danger of getting beaten up?

So is Kenny just another mindless rube who is defending corporate health insurance’s right to bleed us dry? Or is he a con artist that sees an opportunity to use his skin color to benefit himself financially with the rubes in the Republican Party? I wonder what the huckster to rube ratio is in the Republican Party these days.

When does his website with mandatory PayPal button get created? He’ll have to strike while the opportunity is hot.

That’s just like they were all 9/11 martyrs because they were posting xenophobic nonsense about Muslims. Then they were all fighting in Iraq because they were wearing American flag lapel pins and calling the anti-war people traitors.
These people have been so many things yet they manage to remain as dumb as a box of rocks.

With the Democratic Party in control of all branches of government. . .

We trade one liberal for another on the Supremes, and now we’re in control of it? TEll us another, liar!

bwaaahaaahaaa . . . saw it earlier Mr TBogg . . . and knew you wouldn’t be able to resist this siren’s song of idiocy, the comments alone are pure Boggnip

First they came for Kenny, and I said nothing…..

When does his website with mandatory PayPal button get created? He’ll have to strike while the opportunity is hot.
If he does Sarah Palin will take him on a moose hunt…
Kenny: “I’m scared, I’ve never been this far out in the woods.”
Palin: “You’re scared? I’m going to have to walk out of here alone.”

He says he went to a tea party with Orson Bean and one of the guys from the Bay City Rollers and saw no teabagging. Thought you’d like to know.

Did he really title the article “I am Kenneth Gladney?” Oy.

ba-dum BUM!

Morans.

So when will Kenny Gladney’s CD of country songs be released? Will it be before or after he goes on a fact-finding mission to Israel?

I’m hoping he’ll include some great songs like:
“You Picked a Fine Time to Schedule a ‘Walk for Concealed Carry’ Lucille!”
“Will You Still Love Me with a Scab on my Knee?”
“Sometimes the Pain Don’t Hit, ‘Til Your Lawyer Files a Writ”
“She Accused Me of Fakin’ But I Was Truly Limp”
“Just Because I’m Skippin’ Don’t Mean Sumthin’ isn’t Broke (My Heart!)”

The video clearly shows Gladass running around waving his arms. He’s not limping, he’s not bleeding, he’s not injured. The police didn’t assist him, and he wasn’t taken to the hospital in an ambulance. He took himself there, wasted emergency’s time, grabbed a wheelchair and called the press.

Btw, TBogg, some dog research just in.

Dogs are as smart as average two-year-old, study finds
Richard Gray, Sunday Telegraph

Dogs are as intelligent as the average two-year-old child…University of B.C. researchers found that the animals could understand up to 250 words and gestures, count up to five and perform simple mathematical calculations.

Using tests originally designed to demonstrate the development of language, pre-language and basic arithmetic in human children, the researchers were able to show that the average dog was far more intelligent than it was given credit for.

The research team also compiled a list of the most intelligent and least intelligent breeds using information from obedience classes. Border collies and retrievers were rated among the most intelligent, while hounds and terriers were the least bright.

…”Obviously, we are not going to be able to sit down and have a conversation with a dog but, like a two-year-old, they show that they can understand words and gestures.”

BRIGHTEST AND DULLEST

The most intelligent and least intelligent of dog breeds, according to recent research:

10 MOST INTELLIGENT

Border collie (right)

Poodle

German shepherd

Golden retriever

Doberman pinscher

Shetland sheepdog

Labrador retriever

Papillon

Rottweiler

Australian cattle dog

10 LEAST INTELLIGENT

Afghan hound

Basenji

Bulldog

Chow chow

Borzoi

Bloodhound

Pekingese

Beagle

Mastiff

Basset hound

They got it wrong about hounds and beagles. They’re not dumb, they just feign dumbness. It takes a sophisticated brain to do that.

Oh, and how could I forget?

“Ruby, Don’t Take Your Love to Town, I Can Take This Bandage Off Anytime”

I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to try the buffet!

Dogs are as smart as average two-year-old, study finds

And at least twice as smart as the average Teabirther.

As Gaby Johnson says: “rhetoric”.

Our dog a terrier/poodle mix. We call him “Asperger’s”.

At the next tea baggin’ hoedown Kenny’s gonna find his “Black Conservative” credentials are gettin’ a little blacker.

I wonder if “Clarity54″ is “Clarity” (aka disbarred lawyer Brian Buckley) from Free Republic?

Boggnip, indeed! Little stashes of it all over the wingosphere!

Nah , the comment didn’t contain any “Red Dawn” wank imagery, so I don’t think it was from a Freeper.

Congratulations, this post made Fox News. “Protestor’s injuries mocked on left wing blog”. The blonde refused to give the name of the blog but stated that the blog showed a picture of Mr. Gladney in a wheelchair.