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The Supersleuths at World Net Banana!! Banana!! Boi-oi-oi-oing! have unearthed a new clue indicating that President Brother from Another is of the foreign soil born:
If President Obama were indeed born in Hawaii, was it while the islands were a territory of the United States?
A new wrinkle in the dispute over his birth – and whether he is eligible to be president under the U.S. Constitution’s requirement that the president be a "natural born" citizen – appeared today when Obama’s official MySpace page declared his age is 52, thus placing his birth year at 1957 instead of 1961 as has been claimed.
That would mean he would have been born during the archipelago’s time as a territory of the U.S., the islands’ status from about 1900 until statehood in 1959.
When one puts the words "MySpace" and "Barack Obama" into search engines such as Google, the top result indicates: "Official profile page for Barack Obama includes his blog, blurbs, news clips, videos and comments from his MySpace friends."
There must be something to this because…:
A WND request to the White House for comment did not generate an immediate response.
Cover-up!
Fortunately we have McGarrett, Danno, Chin Ho, and Kono Kalakaua on the case reviewing the damning evidence that WND has provided.
Yeah. That’s kind of what I thought…
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If WND had any credibility left with anyone at all, taking MySpace seriously just might be the straw that breaks them for good.
WND, Les? Pikers, amateurs, the whole lot of ‘em.
Let’s listen to what a real authority on the subject, Orly Taitz, has to say:
“[she] isn’t explicitly accusing Obama of clipping his boyfriends to shut them up. She just wants to make sure I know that a few homosexuals from Obama’s church, oddly, mysteriously, ominously, wound up dead. “Now, I don’t want to say that Obama did it,” explains Orly, in her dense Moldovan accent. “I don’t want to say that people close to Obama did it. But those are the facts.”
http://www.salon.com/news/feat…..rly_taitz/
And those crappy Honolulu papers reported the birth four years late!
omigod! The smoking gun! I mean, it’s not like ANYONE can sign up under ANY name at MySpace.com and call it ‘official’! It looks like the birfers have won after all!
Please. They aren’t even trying now.
And even if this were true… that would make Obama’s birth jurisdiction different from McCain’s… how, exactly?
OT, Novak dead at 78. “Heaven is a place without any blogs”
OT, that makes me so sad.
OnT, don’t these knobs know that the people in Guam, the US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico are all natural born US citizens, as indeed were the citizens of the Alsaka and Hawaii Territories before them?
Guess not.
And even if this were true… that would make Obama’s birth jurisdiction different from McCain’s… how, exactly?
The analogy is Barry Goldwater, born in Arizona Territory – a natural born US citizen.
Don’t forget Wofat–that’s my nickname for one of our cats, as well as the bad guy from Hawaii Five-0.
Oh, the difference is this: the Canal Zone wasn’t a US Territory OR a foreign country. So kids born there weren’t automatically citizens (i.e., “at birth”, or “naturally born”) until the law was changed a few years after McCain was born.
Projection, thy name is GOP.
But this leaves out the real reason that Obama is concealing his “long form” birth certificate.
As others have noted, the “long form” is used to document native hawaiian ancestry. Could it be that Obama *really* is native hawaiian (by secret adoption?) perhaps he’s even the heir to the throne of the Hawaiian Empire, and that his Inauguration completes the 110 year plan to conquor the mainland?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate. Now we’ll ALL be forced to go surfing. The horror!
When ever a crime seemed too perfect, too well thought out, McGarret always immediately knew that it was Wo Fat behind the caper.
In this case, I suspect it is the work of Mo Fat – as in between the ears!
“Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, you know, a hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”
Personally, I think Obama is having a great time fucking with these birthers minds.
And even if this were true… that would make Obama’s birth jurisdiction different from McCain’s… how, exactly?
GWPDA has it right. This issue was actually dragged into the 1964 presidential election because Goldwater was born in Arizona when it was still a territory. Mercifully, there were only about 50 million other reasons not to let him become president. Just like with McCain. They were both insane.
My mom was born in 1911 in New Mexico, before it was a state. She didn’t have any problems with that “citizenship thing,” up until her death at age 94.
But then, she didn’t try to run for president.
i just looked at WND for the first time ever following your link here ..i took a look at the ads ..and .. now i know whose products i won’t ever buy ..