I have received a great deal of encouragement to make a run for the Senate in 2010 from people across the political spectrum

This spectrum includes the reflection in my mirror, my own self, me, and my mother.

I suppose these people don’t think that Meg Whitman has much chance of being elected Governor.

Is that an aluminum suit she is wearing?

wolverines !!!!!

and palin/bachman 2012 … there’s yer ticket … [double crazy ought to get ‘er done.. eh ]

yes .. too.. also .. ubetcha

If more republicans followed her lead, what a great country this could be!

Oh, this should be fun. One of these days, I swear I’ll break down and buy a popcorn-maker.

I have received a great deal of encouragement to make a run for the Senate in 2010 from people across the political spectrum

And you weren’t clued in by the stifled laughter?

Another case of ability not matching ego.

Hatmandu, @3
It’s bulletproof as are all her duds after her stay at Hewlett Packard.

The “political spectrum” is a rainbow, and all of the leprechauns and unicorns gathered around it were quite effusive in their encouragement. How dare you doubt her!!!!

another “compassionate” conservative …

Dance, Failorina, Dance…
And do your pirouette in rhythm with your achin’ heart.
Dance, ballerina, dance
You mustn’t once forget a dancer has to dance the part.

(Halloween Jack: you don’t need a machine. A quarter cup of oil in
a regular pot. Heat, dump in the popcorn, cover, listen, off heat, dig it.)

As a non-Republican, I totally would encourage her to run as a Republican

Oh god, another Republican blow-up doll is running for office. Make it stop, sweet Jeebuz, make is stop!

I actually waded through the muck of her autobiography (crystal meth, spare time). As part of a message she wanted to deliver that she “had balls,” Carly actually stuffed her pants with her husband’s socks and went before the podium. Haha hoohoo oh boy did everyone laugh ha ha omigod she’s got the crazy bug.

don’t forget the spying…

HalloweenJack, like MrWonderful, I still think popped-in-a-saucepan popcorn is better than either machine-popped or microwave. MrWonderful’s description is more soulful than mine: I’ll add only that less oil works fine if you shake it up, baby. Cheap eats this way, and G-d knows, the GOP continues to provide the entertainment.

The spying scandal was actually her successor, Patricia Dunn. That’s not to say that Carly wouldn’t have done the same thing. As an HP employee since the Compaq merger, this might get me to actually campaign for Barbara Boxer.

To err is human, to fail is Republican. Carly’s record of failure makes it almost inevitable that she would toss her tiara into the ring in California.

Well at least she isn’t running for governor…

Yet.

…just as Ms. Palin received encouragement from across the political spectrum, and contributions from the oil, salt, popcorn, and saucepan traders at various merc exchanges.

Sweet Fancy Moses she’s awful. And yet, how is she different than Diane Feinstein? Lord help us – this State sure provides an endless platform for “Teh Crazy”

Failing up, it’s the Republican way! (see Bush, George W.; McCain, John; Palin, Sarah; Pantlod, Doughy; etc., etc., etc.).

I have received a great deal of encouragement to make a run for the Senate in 2010 from people across the political spectrum

Translation: 8 of the 10 voices in my head think I’d make a great Senator.

I have received a great deal of encouragement to make a run for the Senate in 2010 from people across the political spectrum

She interacts with a broad swath of the electorate.

You might think she only know bankers, corporate lawyers, corporate execs and financial advisers.

But Carly also knows a lot of regular folks. Limo drivers, butlers, maids, gardeners, personal chefs, pool boys and more!

You mean, “Cally Fonicates”?

Sr. Dick has nailed it with the failing up deal.

All I can think of about a Carly candidacy is to wonder: how do you think that all those people that you laid off might actually vote for you? Na gonna happen.

My sis in NH is a former DEC/Compac?HP employee, and there are many of them there and in northern MA. Please let Carly campaign in NH for whatever Repub choses to run for office.

“Across the political spectrum” = from center right to far, far, wacked out lunatic fucking fringe right.

You know, like Fox News.

She doesn’t seem to understand this voting thing:

No votes in Fiorina’s earlier states

Carly Fiorina, who has voted in five of 18 elections since registering in California in 2000, did not cast ballots in states where she previously lived, according to public records.

In New Jersey, where she lived before California, records in Morris County show that she registered to vote on Sept. 9, 1997, and was granted voter status on Oct. 8. Officials there said she never voted and was deleted from rolls as an “inactive voter” in 2005. Sample ballots were mailed to her home but were returned or got no response.

In Maryland, where records show Fiorina lived beginning in the early 1980s, Montgomery County records show that she didn’t register to vote.

The Chronicle checked public records under Fiorina’s listed addresses and under all her listed legal names, including her maiden name and names from her two marriages.

Chronicle staff writer Corey Paul contributed to this report.

S.F. Chronicle