Ace’s renewed open hostility towards women can mean only one thing: his atrophied penis has finally fallen off.

Wouldn’t penile atrophy be bad enough? I mean, in general, not necessarily regarding Ace…

Wow, talk about your festering misogyny. I’m very, very glad that I don’t know that person in real life.

Maybe this learned piece of journalism will attract advertising from some enterprise dealing in inexpensive, syphilitic prostitutes. With a few ad bucks in hand, Ace can do something about that atrophied penis.

Again, what was it that Contessa Brewer actually did?

Oh yeah, those Mormoms who run eHarmony — who won’t permit gay individuals to use it to find their “perfect match” — are gonna be REALLY anxious to advertise next to Ace’s hatred.

C’mon Ace, don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Ace O’Spuds does seem to know a disturbing amount about syphilitic whores. No doubt from watching FAUX news so much.

Does he kiss his mother with that mouth? Sorry, standard question. I’m not sure his mother would even acknowledge him, unless she’s Lucianne.

Ace haiku:

A cheap, sore-riddled nasty

bit of gutterscrunge who’ll rent

you her mouth for the change

Yeah, he’s got nothing on David Letterman.

-G

I don’t want to click on Ace’s link. It smells funny.

wow, that is some unbridled, unhinged rage right there. Rage-ahol will get you every time…

oh that angry left, always ready to bring their invective and bile to the debate, never willing to let their ideas succeed or fail on their own merits in the marketplace of ideas!

You mean to say that there’s no interest in sponsoring poorly written, repetitious, derivative, lunatic, bilge? Ace seems oblivious to the fact that the odds against making a living as a blogger (Ace’s talent deficit notwithstanding) are only a few orders of magnitude worse than the odds against becoming a rock star.

The flaming skull is a nice touch.

Hannity Fluffer?? If there is a worse job, I don’t want to know.

Wow. I thought I was foul. I can’t hold a candle to this asshat. What did the Contessa do in the first place, please? I make it a rule not to click on these idiots’ links.

Wow, is he single?

Honest to God, even whores don’t talk about people like that. There are people on this planet who’ve had shit done to them Ace couldn’t begin to imagine, who don’t have that kind of seething hate in their souls. What the fuck is his excuse?

I gotta stand and applaud at the creative use of literary allusions above. That’s why they pay T the big bucks, and why I keep coming back here.

Someone page JDM3 — looks like Ace is trying to cut into his business. I’m guessing he might have some choice words for Ace brewing right about now. Actually, those nifty terms of endearment are so cute I’m almost inclined to say Ace has outsourced his writing — that was the one part of his blogging operation at which he always sucked the most (well, apart from the money-making and the sense-making, of course).

On a different note, isn’t he just quoting from the GOP style handbook? (e.g. page 167: “please note that only female liberals may be referred to as ‘wallow-trollops’ […]) With a tirade like that, how hard could it be for Ace to land a month’s worth of ads from Regnery Publishing or Fox News?

Who do you think he’s describing below?

A skanky bit of mung-trash sloughing off diseased skin like a leprous snake. (A leprous snake who whores out her verminous cloaca for two bits a pop, I mean.)

Ace is just reacting to the realization that his best work in his chosen idiom (Spittle-flecked, envious, paranoid rage) has been met with indifference by the world at large and guffaws from people like us. He regards himself as an artiste and a savant so discovering that nearly everyone else who has read one of his screeds regards him as a basket case has left him unhinged.

i ain’t going click ace’s link and jack the traffic count .. i hope he goes so broke he can’t afford an ISP ..

I didn’t click on the video, but according to the commenters (who were on a par with Ace re: potty-mouthedness), Contessa said that white people had brought guns to the town hall while a picture of the black dude Chris was on screen.

PS. One of Ace’s commenters put a “u” where the “o” is in her name, how clever!!!

Blowing the line producer? Jesus Ace, there’s a reason clichés like “blowing the producer” endure; it’s because they’re based in some truth. There was a time when producers were exclusively men and blow jobs were a common form of bribery, but unless it’s consensual, nobody blows the line producer. Even when you find a male in the position, they hold no sway over anyone above the line, and talent is categorized above the line. I’m sure more than a few line producers have lost their jobs for pissing off a talking head, but it’s always been such.
Not to worry Ace, I’m sure your devotees will always see you as a real hep cat who knows what cooks. Oh, sorry about your penis.

Ok. Thank you very much. I really depend on the kindness of strangers to read this shit so I don’t have to poke my eyes out with a dulled butter knife.

I think being a Fluffer for some guy with a dick would probably be a little worse, hard to say.

I have no idea who Contessa Brewer is. Before I Google up her picture, I will guess that she is kinda hot.

Is that angry spittle flecked on his TV screen or…ummmm…something else?

Anybody got her cell?

Not advocating shooting or hanging people is politically correct? I thought it was just good manners.

And isn’t the Contessa on the Food Network? I guess I’d rather watch cooking shows than cable news. Hey, it’s just how I roll, man.

Does anyone remember when it was fashionable for wingnuts to dismiss the left because the Left was supposedly so “angry”?

I found a quote from an old Thomas Sowell column a few days ago that made me laugh:

“Particular issues can arouse passions here and there for anyone with any political views. But, for many on the left, indignation is not a sometime thing. It is a way of life.

How often have you seen conservatives or libertarians take to the streets, shouting angry slogans? How often have conservative students on campus shouted down a visiting speaker or rioted to prevent the visitor from speaking at all?

The source of the anger of liberals, “progressives” or radicals is by no means readily apparent. The targets of their anger have included people who are non-confrontational or even genial, such as Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush.”

Heh.

My goodness! What did this woman do before this besides be an anchor on a liberal network?

Ladies and gentlemen, CPAC’s 2008 Blogger of the Year.

Good gaud. Just think of the time he had to have spent painting those horrifying pictures in his head in order to be able to write those paragraphs and paragraphs of nauseating abuse. It’s like he’s luxuriating in them, getting excited by these pictures in his head, and maybe even, you know…AAAACK! Why did I have to think of that?

Honestly, in what universe are such drawn-out, almost loving descriptions of debased women, paid sexual activity and symptoms of veneral disease not evidence of some kind of SERIOUS mental problems?

I used to think this guy was just kind of routinely warped, the way some guys get when they’ve been turned down a lot, you know: bitter, but still more or less sane. But now I’m convinced he’s genuinely sick. I mean really.

Ace needs to get back to his usual “playdoh and bacon” visualizations.

There, there Ace, have a pill. Not the blue ones!

I dunno. Perhaps the Acester is just celebrating the birthday of H P Lovecraft. Sounds like he’s describing Mrs. Cthulhu.

I think some quality time spent on a shrink’s couch could help Ace work out his issues. His inadequacy monkey, limpy, is getting the upper hand…some good counseling and reconstructive therapy might help address his issues with the opposite sex.

As Lesley said, the whole “bacon and Play-Doh” thing shoulda tipped you off.

He don’t like the wimmens. Does he like the menz? I dunno.

I tend to think he just hates everybody. I mean, a hideous, multi-paragraph rant like that would seem to indicate a bit of time away from, uh, the rest of the human race.

If he spouted that in public, at a sports bar frequented by hard-core Republicans, I imagine they’d say, “Dude! What’s wrong with you?! She’s hot! What? Ewww!”

I don’t think that man(?) is at all well.

A worse job than Hannity fluffer? *Assistant* Hannity fluffer.

Hat tip to Norm McDonald…

It’s just a matter of time now. They’re really whipping themselves into a froth.

I just wish I could predict the spark that will blow the lid off the whole thing. If only we could get Obama to visit Ronald Reagan’s gravesite….

That is EXACTLY what is killing his soul.

Not realizing the CPAC crowd is subsidized to rah-rah his particular kind of crapola, he thought the world was just panting to support his slack-jawed hackery. But like most GOPpers, he can’t cut it in the real world, and apparently doesn’t have a rich daddy to mooch from, unlike “genial” W (who was as mean as a snake).

It is to laugh. And kudos to Ms. Brewer, who went up a notch in my estimation, albeit probably inadvertently.