Yes, and it’s awful people like Ted Kennedy who actually like to hear a woman tell them, “you know, I’m on the pill.”

When and if Rose (or someone) breeds Abinormal Tucker Douthat, the Snow Flake Babies will cheer. And Megam McArdle. Also.

When Boy Wanker tweets, is that called a Doutwat?

I believe the term is “Douchefwap”.

I love when ignorant fucksticks like Neckbeard read dead people’s minds. It’s so “X-Men”-esque.

hehe.

The famed pirate Captain Neckbeard: “Aye, shiver me twitters!”

Another thing Young Ross has never heard a woman tell him…”Oh wow. THAT was fantastic!”

Feckin tool.

What nitwits like Douchehat don’t seem to realize is that there are liberals who don’t particularly agree with abortion, but they feel more strongly that it is not the governments function to tell women what to do with their bodies.

Oh, and nice shot at the Kennedy family about Rosemary.

Shorter shorter Douthat

“In Obama’s health care bill there are forced abortions of downs syndrome babies”

“By the Quivering Chins of Conservatism,” vowed Captain Neckbeard, “I’ll make up so much shit that the lubbers will give me a television show!”

Goddamn piece of shit out to have his damn hair mussed AND de-gelled for that kind of specious, craven, and vile bullshit. The left is politicizing the death of Ted Kennedy (and, by extension in this cretin’s mind, Eunice Kennedy)? Give me a goddamn motherfucking break. I’m sorry that I can’t be the least bit clever or snarky about this, but I am too busy hating myself for clicking the link and skimming the lying sack of shit’s piece of excremental writing.

Douthat really shouldn’t–do that, I mean. See, this is how I know there is no GOD. If there were, Douthat would be out on the streets holding up a ‘will act like a total dipshit for money’ sign instead of being paid the big bucks to wax apoplectic on his pet peeves.

P.S. If I were the Chunky Reese, I would be thanking my lucky stars on a daily basis that I did not have intercourse with Douthat.

Shorter Angry Ewok: Now that Teddy has died, I can shame him publicly using his sister that just died. I’m such a brave little soldier!

Shorter Douthat:

Why doesn’t all my empathetic talk about anti-abortion women and developmentally disabled fetuses help me score with more right-wing chicks?

i realize ross has only been dipping his paw into the honey pot for a couple years now, but must every column somehow involve sex? seriously, ewww

Speaking of being “dismembered with an exacto knife”, as you did in the previous post, I often wonder just how much Douthat, Megan and other right-wingers dislike you, Tbogg.

I mean, do you have security big guy? Hot Air Michelle could be planning her revenge at this very moment. Hell there are a bunch of Timmy McVeigh wannabees in wingnuttia.

If Malkin comes peeking in Tbogg’s windows to see the kitchen countertops, I have no doubt that The Boyz would have her for lunch. Not a complete lunch, but at least an appetizer.

As for how much all of Outer Wingnuttia dislikes Tbogg, probably a lot. Boo hoo.

Shorter Douchehat:

The Douchehat family, although recent converts to Roman Catholicism, are superior Roman Catholics to the Vatican II loving Kennedy family because the Douchehats, like Mel Gibson, only attend the Tridentine Mass (religious services are so much more meaningful when conducted in a dead language nobody understands) and contraception is evil baby-killing too, all you Kennedys!

Wait, wait … he can’t be Roman Catholic – the Chunky Reese Witherspoon was on top, remember?

Yes, but he was properly appalled by her intimate knowledge with the Pill and pushed her right off his flaccid penis. As long as he said his three Hail Marys, he’s in like Flynn. Or not, as the case may be.

“broody”?

A word usually applied to hens. But on reflection, given the number of eggs Douthat’s laid at The Atlantic and now the Times, it’s probably an appropriate adjective.

Neckbeard hiding future basset jowls.

Yeah, it’s just too bad that they left out the forced post-natal abortions of the acephalic, or Douthat would really have something to worry about.

Future basset jowls!!!! The neckbeard accentuates the jowls he already has. He looks middle-aged, and that’s a “studio” shot.

The pudge is strong in this one…

Why do all these conservative freak look like guys my mother wouldn’t let me go out with in high school?

She would say he looks too dissolute. Yeah, my mom was kinda ahead of her time.

But she was masticating ferchrissakes. Masticating! And she took the pill.