As you may have guessed, I am not at Netroots Nation in Pittsburgh this weekend like all the kewl kidz,

It is going to come as quite a blow to George W. Bush when he finds out that Dick Cheney was faking his orgasms for their entire second term together

Kenneth “Lil Stevie Blunder” Gladney is about to wheel his way into America’s heart as he travels this great land of ours like a small Urkel on wheels into your local high school or possibly court-ordered youth “Hugs Not Drugs” counseling sessions…

I’m late, I’m late…

You know what will happen if you add 47 million uninsured people, who should otherwise be dying in their squalid ghetto-hovels, to the health care system? They’re totally going to all show up at the doctors offices at the same time

Megan McArdle: Poor little libertarian girl.

In observance of St. Satchmo Day we will not be blogging but will instead just lay around and watch life’s rich pageant with bemused detachment.

Which is what we kind of do almost everyday.

Econoblogger and incredible simulation of a health care expert explains what life is like on Planet McMegan.

Former drama critic and neo-hobbit Mark Steyn gets all huffity puffity about flag seller/newly-minted professional victim and drama queen Kenny Gladney:

Shorter Andrew Breitbart