Shorter Ross Douthat

If the teabagging people weren’t such rage-filled imbeciles they would be the most adorable slow children on earth.

Since Barack Pharoah Sanders didn’t come into power until just this year, he was unable to order the drowning of every Alaskimo child in the tepid waters of the melting polar icecaps a year and a half ago.

Courtesy of elfin nitwit Dana Loesh we see that the good folks who oppose that socialistic government-run health care are people who are already covered by socialistic government-run health care.

Perhaps Congressmen holding town halls should schedule them during Everybody Loves Raymond reruns.

Picking up from where we left off last week, no word on Dave the Bassetoodle, although I think we have cooled off on the idea somewhat because of the demands of work and life at the moment.

Hand over the guns, pendejo beetches! Mexirican justice is comin’ to getcha

Can someone please get this to Andrew Sullivan.

Foreign socialism conspiracy footnoters, the emotionally unstable, and Medicare recipients. Oh my!

I have been on a Placebo (the band) and Modest Mouse binge this week.

No harm, no foul. We’re cool, bro.