Michelle Malkin (who, contrary to all evidence,  does not use meth because it dampens her god-given natural paranoia and wildly varying mood swings) is all tweaked out because President Halfrica O’Bambatta is going to have an ultrasecret chit-chat with the youth of America where he will lay out plans to lure all of the old people to the socilaist death camps by telling them that it is Me & Gramma & Grampa’s Specialist Day Ever! :

President Obama told a student reporter last month that he would be making an address to schoolchildren on September 8:

ServiceWire has the announcement and broadcast schedule for the speech.

The Daily Paul picked up the story last week and linked to teachers’ manuals pegged to Obama’s address, which have now been linked on Drudge

Okay. I’ll bite. What horrifying Children of the Corn or Children of the Damned or even Children of the Damned Corn mayhem does The Daily Paul warn us about?

In a recent interview with student reporter, Damon Weaver, President Obama announced that on September 8 – the first day of school for many children across America – he will deliver a national address directly to students on the importance of education. The President will challenge students to work hard, set educational goals, and take responsibility for their learning. He will also call for a shared responsibility and commitment on the part of students, parents and educators to ensure that every child in every school receives the best education possible so they can compete in the global economy for good jobs and live rewarding and productive lives as American citizens.

Since taking office, the President has repeatedly focused on education, even as the country faces two wars, the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression and major challenges on issues like energy and health care. The President believes that education is a critical part of building a new foundation for the American economy. Educated people are more active civically and better informed on issues affecting their lives, their families and their futures.

So, you know,  Barack Obama: Corrupter of Youth.

Michelle adds:

Schools have used students as little lobbyists on everything from illegal immigration to gay marriage to anti-war activism.

And most recently: Census collection.

Will Obama be able to resist issuing a call to youth arms to marshal help in passing his legislative agenda?

The thing is: He won’t need to make the call explicit.

Obama will probably use that hippity-hop thug-thizzle street lingo with the words all spelled funny and then it will takes months of work by crack kerners from RedState, American Spectator, Power Line, and Pajamas Media to discover that Obama’s Plan To Serve Man……………………. is a cookbook!!!