Weren’t they rounding up drunken college girls just the other day? They’re not useless!

Good to see that Fenway remembers how to strike a particularly catching pose. And if Beckham’s “dancing”, I can only think that his Ann Reinking impression needs a lot of work…

Beckham appears to be two dogs. Front end’s the Master of the Estate. Back end’s completely atrophied. (Love how his back feet are asleep with his you know what draped over them.)

Meanwhile, Fenway is Prince Charming and Black Adder all rolled into one basset.

I thought Beckham was looking quite noble until I looked at his hind end. Slut.

“…sleeppeesleepeatpoopsleep x 7 x 2″.

Truth aside, you’ve some goddamn nerve ridiculing me like that in public.

You want exciting pets? Get a primate. I hear spider monkeys really keep you on your toes.

You want pets that can strike a (semi-)noble pose, and then not move for a few hours (or even days)? Pets whose idea of a fun playdate is lazily schmoozing with bikini-clad babes on the beach? Then you’ve already scored the perfect critters for that.

Enough about you…what did the dogs do?

Aw! We luvva Beckham yes we do! Who’s a good boy! Who needs his ears scratched! Such a nice doggie!

Oh, um. Ahem. Carry on.

Can I steal your ‘week of dog’ description: sleeppeesleepeatpoopsleep x 7? I lovewooflove it.

Just tweeted your dog week definition, but alas, since you do not follow me, you will not see it. Here it is: http://tinyurl.com/m6hkj3

Beckham really does look like two dogs shoved together – like one of those long buses.

Enough making fun of Beckham! He’s fun.

I imagine that they’ll keep evolving until they can wrap themselves up in their own ears like it’s a sleeping bag.