To each their own — but if I were straight and married to Jeri Ryan, I wouldn’t want to share any of her with any of you.

Thank God she divorced that prick.

As for Jonah, a whale of a douchebag, I suggest everyone who twitters link to this post and @JonahNRO, because the fucker deserves to be publicly humiliated for this as much as possible.

she just needed to lighten up and enjoy the clubs

I; however, blame Lucianne Goldberg for all of America’s problems. If she’d let Linda Tripp seduce Monica Lewinsky into the Sapphic sisterhood, America would have never impeached Clinton. Tripp would have protected her new trim from Jonah’s Mother’s manipulations. No tapes, no dress, no Starr Wankfest.

They could be running a candle store in Middleburg together today, living as we all would under President Al Gore’s successor.

You imply that Lucianne’s fat child with a learning disorder and, evidently, unsavory sexual desires, is capable of humiliation. If that were possible, he’d have taken himself to a desert island long before now.

I am so confused.

Didn’t that Twit imply that she was married to Mike Ditka? Did he run for President? Who is Jack Ryan, the guy from the Tom Clancy books? He’s married to this Star Trek character? And HE ran for President too??

Is this performance art? To follow Jonah Goldberg’s writing a whole book about how he doesn’t know what the word fascism means, has he started Twatting Dadaist screeds right out in the open?

I wouldn’t trust anyone who can fuck up being married to Jeri Ryan.

Uncertainty, it’s some kind of obsessed with the history of the past “what if” scenario that whining conservatives are tossing around.
http://xrl.in/33yx

Jonah is just bored with being the poster child for The Never Right. He needs a hobby.

Here’s another one that places the blame for Jack Ryan’s downfall – and Obama’s rise – on Jeri Ryan.

It’s titled “The Woman Who Changed the World”

Eventually, Ryan bowed out, leaving the Illinois Republican Party to find a candidate to run against Obama. This led to the national embarrassment of Alan Keyes moving to Illinois to run. Naturally, Obama won 70%-27%, buoyed by his keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

The rest is history. Certainly, Obama deserves all the credit for the way he has excited Democratic crowds around the country – leading to his rout of Hillary Clinton in Iowa. And he may have beaten Jack Ryan on his own. But it’s fascinating to think that the salacious testimony of a woman scorned could one day fundamentally alter the path of the world in which we live. Without it, Barack Obama could still be sitting in the Illinois statehouse, planning his next political move.

http://www.wpri.org/blog/?p=111

Looks to me like Jonah is lifting old posts from others to Tweet.

D. Pantload, as usual, is completely wrong. Obama was up 20% in a polling average before this scandal was even known. Obama would’ve had a convincing win over Jack Ryan no matter what. That’s a fact, Jack.

And what the hell anyway? So America didn’t have any “problems” before Obama became Prez?!? Pantload’s twat makes no sense on any level. Still just shocked each and every time I see such inane drivel from Jonah the Whale and Douchehat given such prominence. So very weird…

It’s not as if Jeri’s terribly restrictive as to location (from http://www.fhmonline.com/site/…..rlid=34222):

Great sex or a great meal: Which rocks harder?
God, if we could tie them together, that would be the best. Bring the food into the bedroom or bring the sex into the dining room. In the kitchen is even better.

On the countertop?
Yeah, that’s happened. Good stuff. But not in the restaurant, folks, don’t worry. It’s been tempting, but believe me, the restaurant kitchen is completely sanitary.

The “problem” is that we have a black man in the White House.

See, its all a big plot: Much as Jeri Ryan and Star Trek Voyager destroyed the franchise, Barack Obama is trying to destroy the country. Why isn’t Beck on this with his chalkboard and arrows?

Jonah explains that women who refuse to give handjobs in Chik-fil-A parking lots are America haters. Or lesbians.

Checking in from Chik-Fil-A’s Atlanta homebase: If Jonah Goldberg, Boy Historian, would get off his triple-wide ass and do some basic research, he’d know that a restaurant chain that isn’t open on Sundays is too uptight moralistic to allow handjobs in the parking lot. The bathrooms, on the other hand. . .

Despite being a vessel of iniquity (Because all women are vessels of iniquity – right?) Jeri was insufficiently iniquitous to keep Jack from losing his mojo thereby setting into motion the calamitous chain of events that resulted in one of Them being elect president. Said election being in no way a result of the bungling kleptocracy that preceded it. Good thing that Jonah cleared that up for us.

You know, normally I can snark or rant with the best of y’all, but not this time. Because, in his vile, disgusting, twisted way, Goldberg has spelled out exactly what he (and by extension, many in the batshitcrazy GOP) believes–women should just shut up and put out no matter what. This woman (forget it’s Jerry Ryan for a minute, guys) is talking about being physically ill as her husband pressures her to do unwanted sexual acts, and all Goldberg can do is scold her for not doing her wifely duty.

You are a disgusting piece of shit, Goldberg–and the worst part is, you’re spewing this bilge strictly for political purposes. Fuck. you.

I am suprised that no one picked up on a special part of that Slate piece TBogg links to. It was written by the woman-hater Will Saletan. Go figure.

What does Mike Ditka have to do with this? Did he refuse to have sex with Jack Ryan, too?

I think Ditka was asked to run against Obama after Ryan went down in flames, but Ditka declined. And, obviously, the brilliant strategist who traded his entire draft class for Ricky Williams would have wiped the floor with Obama in his first foray into politics.

Holy crap, every time Jonah writes he’s reaching for a new low.

Duz Fenway noes u write stuff like this?

it was the magnificent dr. hunter s. thompson who once wrote that richard m. nixon should be in the belly of a hammerhead shark somewhere off san clemente.

i’d like jonah goldberg slowly converting to whale shit in the lower digestive tract of some orcinus orca somewhere.

Pantload’s twat makes no sense on any level

Especially since, if he had one, he’d know that instructing a woman to “just lighten up” about public sexual performances is about the shittiest thing a man can do, next to physically forcing the public sex activity on her. Ryan was trying to psychologically force her, and that’s mental cruelty in anyone’s book. I’m glad she stuck up for herself.

And geeze, think about this….Jeri Ryan, privately, wasn’t enough for this dick, he wanted to demonstrate her sexual performance to anonymous crowds. There’s something wrong with a guy like that. Something seriously wrong: sick, sick, sick.

Ditka was the absolute second best Republican in the entire state of Illinois, after abusive pervy asshole Jack Ryan blew his chance. Third choice was Maryland resident Alan Keyes.

You might say the GOP doesn’t have a real deep bench here.

If you want to blame someone, blame Peter Fitzgerald. Peter Fitzgerald gave us Patrick Fitzgerald, US Attorney. If he’d re-offered for the Senate, we likely wouldn’t have had Barack Obama, junior Senator for Illinois.

I heard Chicago wingnut Mancow spewing this nonsense last week in an interview with Ryan on WLS. She shut him down, but Jesus H, what a bunch of tools.

Yes. Thank you. This is what I was trying to say, but you said it so much better.

I do so miss the good doctor.

However, I take issue with the word “slowly.” I’m not trained as a marine biologist, but I suspect that a killer whale’s metabolism could rapidly convert Jonah’s innards to shit, simply because Jonah is already full of it.

Next, Jonah will advise rape victims to just lie back and enjoy it.

Hmm, I wonder if LoadPant’s wingnut welfare employers would really be all that thrilled to find him strongly suggesting that such immoral, un-Xtian, fuck-everyone-in-the-room behavior was Jeri Ryan’s wifely duty for the Good O’ the Nation. WWDT?*

However, other scenarios for DoughBob’s fixation come to mind: (1) He’s worn all the paint off his 7 of 9 action figure in a manner I’d rather not think about, so now he requires more complex fantasy constructions to get the same level of turgidity, (2) The same thing has happened to his Mike Ditka action figure and, oh god, I think I am going to be sick….

*What Would Dobson Think?

Puhleeze. Jack! would’ve only lost by 20 points as opposed to 42 points.

And yes, Ditka was asked to run, but he turned them down, leading to Mr. Puffy-in-a-cowboy-hat to run from Maryland.

I have to wonder what K-Lo thinks of this.

Amen. I was trying to think of a way to say that. I mean, what he’s saying is, if the guy is powerful enough to influence the nation, the women around him should shut up about any abuses they may have to suffer at his hands. Except that this clearly only applies to powerful men Jonah likes.

What a foul little toad.

WTF! WTF! I am shocked! Always blaming the woman. Well, Jerri did show a poor choice in choosing that Kritter Ryan. Perhaps Mr. Ryan has “hyperopia”.

Ooh! Alternative history! I love this kind of story. Just imagine–if only Jeri Ryan had been willing to fuck her creepy pervert husband in front of a bunch of mouth-breathing sickos, Jonah Goldberg himself would be President today! And Barack Obama would be a Nazi Socialist Muslim ACORN organizer in Chicago.

Okay, so she was clearly asking for it, I guess. Her “yes” to fucking alone in her own kitchen should have meant a
“yes” to fucking in a club with strangers watching.

I get that.

More Jeri Ryan news, she is on the tee vee show, “Leverage”.

Of course the voters would in no way be put off when it became public knowledge (And it would, almost immediately) that Jack Ryan’s idea of a good time was to fuck his wife in front of a bunch of strangers.
Moreover, Goldberg has certainly done the GOP a favor by resurrecting the information that yet another of it’s pols is a sick son-of-a-bitch with some disturbing notions about married life.
Way to go, Doughy.

This may not only be the worst thing Pantload has ever written or said, it might actually be a new low for humanity.

McAfee SiteAdvisor warns that this link is not trustworthy. I didn’t stick around to find out exactly why.

It is possible that the Doughy One doesn’t know what any of the sex acts that were being proposed are. He is very likely a virgin or his sexual experiences are paid encounters. He may or may not be getting what he’s paying for. A wise business person may be telling him he’s getting laid when in fact he is not. How would he know? He’s Stewie on the Family Guy.

Since His Doughiness wants to go that far…

I blame Sidney for sticking his pee-pee into Lucianne for America’s sad state of political discourse. Hope it was at least worth the crying afterward, Lucy!

Sadly, after checking Pantloaf’s wiki page, I see he has a daughter. Poor, poor girl. And his wife used to play basketball against Sayrah Paylin in high school?!? And wtf is Goucher College?!? I see he’s almost the only non-female listed in the school’s “notable alumni.” Everything about this creep is just weird.

Actually, it is Microsoft that is untrustworthy. At least a Federal Judge has said so.

A federal judge yesterday “reluctantly” ordered Microsoft Corp. split in two, declaring the software giant an “untrustworthy” monopoly that refuses to abandon illegal business practices that crush competitors and harm consumers.

For years, Microsoft has put secret “backdoors” in their lousy operating systems. This allows remote “users” the ability to take over the defective Microsoft operating systems.

I use an Apple MAC or Linux which have NO “viruses” or “worms”. And I had no issues with the link.

I had a major crush on Jeri Ryan back in HS. She was– and is– so freaking hot. But she was also a decent actress. People tended to bitch and moan that her addition in season 3 of Voyager killed the series (as if it wasn’t already on life support before she came on), but her character was interesting and continued to develop throughout the length of the series.

But hey, now she’s dating a French chef and running a restaurant, so power to her.

You know, I don’t find sex clubs, in of themselves, to be perverse. They’re not my thing, but as long as everyone who goes to them is doing so consensually and no one’s being compelled to do things they don’t want to do, I say get your groove on. It’s really none of my business.

What gets me – besides the salient issue of the attempts to coerce Jeri Ryan into sex she didn’t want – is the disconnect between Goldberg’s “lighten up” attitude and that of much (if not most) of the conservative movement that identifies sexual practices it doesn’t like as evidence of moral decay or some such BS.

I guess IOKIYAR.

Presumably this will be examined in much more detail in Goldberg’s next book – Libertine Dreams or: Daddy Can’t Get An Erection When You Cry

By the way, I’m very glad I finished my orange juice before I read that.

I said McAfee SiteAdvisor, not Microsoft. The web page you provide a link for has content from blinkyou.com, which McAfee SiteAdvisor says endeavours to compromise your PC’s security.

And your Microsoft breakup link is almost a decade old.

Just today The Register has a story on an exploitable bug in FreeBSD versions older than v7.1.

A month ago, Apple had to patch a DNS flaw in OS X, and 10 days ago, Apple had to provide several Java patches.

I’m not advocating for Microsoft, just saying pretty well everyone on the interweb is vulnerable.

I heard Chicago wingnut Mancow spewing this nonsense last week in an interview with Ryan on WLS. She shut him down, but Jesus H, what a bunch of tools.

Are you kidding? He had the nerve to say this to Ms. Ryan? I presume the interview was being done over the phone, or Mancow would probably still be recovering. Shut him down?! I’d have done something painful to his eardrum at the least.

Today Jonah is twatting about media “cowbell” for Obama. Gad, somebody should stick a fork in that fucker cuz he is so done.

If I’d been Jeri I’d have taken that lout of a husband to a club that had no safe word.

And your Microsoft breakup link is almost a decade old.

Then when exactly did Bill Gates become trustworthy?

That site might compromise a Microsoft PC, because their operating system is designed to be vulnerable. In fact there are millions of MS computers which have become “bots”. These computers have malicious programs which can be activated any time.

Microsoft has continued to defraud its customers, with an OS that can be monitored, disabled or controlled without any protection to their users.

UNIX and Linux can be compromised also, but they were not deliberatelydesigned with backdoors as MS machines are.

Oh oh Tbogg

Looks like I’m going to have to purge the humorless trolls from my Twitter followers. Life is too short.
JonahNRO
Jonah Goldberg

He needs to purge his inner Republican perv gene.

I didn’t know that Apple made tinfoil hats.

Try this link for hot photo of Ms. Ryan.

Listen, if besides helping so many of us so often get to our Happy Place old Seven-Come-Eleven also brought us President Nubian Warrior, roses should be strewn at her feet on a daily basis for the rest of her life.

Linnaeus (#44) There actually is a perverted connection between the egregious advice of the Pantload and the the Righttwing Christianist who, as you say, sees moral decay in sexual practices they don’t like. And, for certain, they don’t like sex clubs. But, by god, they do like submissive wives and you can bet that Mr. Ryan’s foray into sex clubs is absolutely forgivable in their eyes (perhaps a prayerful day or to at the C Street boys club and, poof, all is forgiven.) What can not be forgiven, ever, is Mrs. Ryan’s refusal to submit to her husband’s demands. In a properly ordered world, she would be stoned, yay, even unto death, and he would be able to find a more submissive vessel. Leviticus is full of fun and information about all of this. This is the stuff that gets the Christianists all hot and bothered. (On a related note: There is an anti-abortion group in Florida who are working to get a measure on the ballot that will outlaw birth control (specifically the morning-after pill and the traditional pill, but not, evidently, condoms.) This has always been their goal – not fetuses, but godless, slutty, whores of Babylon who might have sex just for the fun of it. Still, boys will be boys and they need their condoms to protect THEM from all the cooties those slutgirls are teeming with. Such a loving, generous view of the world.

deweydecimal@55: That makes a lot of sense. It’s about controlling women and women’s sexuality.

He’s a Republican. I imagine he was simply trying to groom his beard out in public.

Still, boys will be boys and they need their condoms to protect THEM from all the cooties those slutgirls are teeming with.

Probably the major reason for allowing condoms is that it leaves the decision to have a baby up to the male — who is, according to the Christianists, the rightful decisionmaker in all things. They’re not going to give up that level of control for anything.

Looks like I’m going to have to purge the humorless trolls from my Twitter followers.

Aaaaand Pantload does it again. Cripes. For these jerks nothing ever changes. They used to pull the same shit on me in the Air Force jet engine shop in the 70’s for crying out loud: do or say something absolutely disgusting/offensive/calculated to outrage, and then when you so much as dared to give them a dirty look, they’d wail, “Can’t cha take a JOOOOOOKE?”

Skid marks, the lot of them.

I am sure this has been noticed. But with respect to respecting women, Doughy Goldberg, Casanova Limbaugh, Insanity Hanity, and the even more insane Glen Beck, are quite similar to the Taliban

You are entirely too kind to him.

For all the Pantloaded wingnuts out there;

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/…..ed_to.html

Wait–I thought Enterprise destroyed the franchise? Shouldn’t it be Scott Bakula’s fault?

And she’s guest starring on Leverage!

My thought on a bizarre part of the Ryan dep: “Respondent had done research.”

Perhaps I lack imagination, but I’m not even sure where one would start this line of research.

Apropos of assholery, #MichelleMalkinMath is highly amusing.

IMHO I think it was killed off by that whiny Janeway (and Seven of Nine aka Jeri Ryan for you non trekkers) Enterprise was the last dying gasps. Also, I thoutht T’Pol was hotter than Seven of Nine.

Bringing that subject up in a Star Trek forum is akin to tossing a tribble into a room full of Klingons. There will be much screeching and angry shouting.

Blaming Jeri Ryan for Barack Obama becoming President is like blaming Jodie Foster for Reagan getting shot.

Blaming Jeri Ryan for Barack Obama becoming President is like blaming Jodie Foster for Reagan getting shot.

But that is central to the Pantload’s point which has never before been made with such care and scholarship.

Uh, no. Particularly since she made her position quite clear multiple times before the Paris incident.

Making a woman like Jeri Ryan cry makes you the stupidest fucking man in the universe.

I see he’s almost the only non-female listed in the school’s “notable alumni.”

They obviously meant to put him on the “not able” list.

I refer you to Ken Thompson, one of the developers of Unix, and his Turing Award lecture, “Reflections on Trusting Trust”.

Do you go by the name of troll by any chance?

such a a prude

For the first time, in a heartfelt way in honor of Patrick Swayze…

Wolverines!

Ahh, Jonah!

We can always count on you to put the “douche” in “doughy pantload”.

Holy crap, every time Jonah writes he’s reaching for a new low.

Please, use the Edroso-approved phrase: “the stupidest thing ever written, and will remain so until Goldberg writes something else.”

In Scott Bakula’s defense (words I never thought I’d write), Voyager left the patient in a coma.

All Enterprise did was helpfully unhook the machines and let nature take its course with the corpse that was the Roddenberry/Berman era Star Trek franchise.

Heh. As others have said, I have no problem with a couple doing the swinging/sex club thing…but only if consensual. Otherwise, its about a lack of respect.

And only a chauvinist, pudgy little shitstain like Jonah Goldberg, who probably hasn’t ever had sex without an hour’s worth of begging (or at least 5 minutes of haggling over price anyway), could fail to grasp the idea of consensual.

And anybody who has been paying attention to politics since 2004 who thinks that a scandal-free Jack Ryan would have defeated Obama in an election is grossly underestimating the brilliance of the man.

I’m with you. This is not snark material; this is sick.

I went to the individual Tweet and thought it must be some impostor thing. Looking at the whole feed, well I guess it’s him, but Christ in, with, and under a cracker, what a dick! Unfiltered and unedited, he’s more gruesome than I imagined!

God bless you, TBogg, and Thers, and everybody else who’s read him so I don’t have to!

But back to the matter at hand: This is different from “just lay back and enjoy it” how?

I’m serious, y’all. It is repulsive.

OK, lemme see if I’ve got this clear:
Major Premise: Mommy Dearest almost brings down Clinton because he got a blow job
Minor Premise: DoughBob regrets that the ex-Mr. Jeri was brought down by an affinity for sex clubs, thus elevating Obama to Presidency
==================================
Conclusion: Sex is, uh, bad? Unless you’re a Republican? But then it’s still bad cause it made the Black Man powerful? But it’s good because Mommy bought me an editorship with the money she made off the Clenis?

Aww, fuck it, it’s not supposed to make sense at all, is it?

I think you are now inside the head of the average Glenn Beck fan. Hope you took something for the nausea!

Along the same lines, I recently saw the following (found it here; too lazy to track down its origins):

“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.”
- Butch Hancock, Musician, the Flatlanders

Thoughtful introspection has never really been the rage – ever – but it is sooo totally out of fashion now.

I’m not sure how he’s gotten it into that fevered little brain pan of his but I’m guessing Jonah has convinced himself that he would have somehow been invited to witness this if she had gone through with it (and probably, since he’s such a manly man, invited to take over for Jack at some point) thus he was cheated out of The Chance Of A Lifetime.

Indeed.

The irony is that Pantload is, of course, mistaken: Well before Ryan’s divorce files were released, Obama was beating the Great White Hope by 19 points in the Trib poll, eight points in the Southtown poll, 16 points in the Wilson poll, and 19 points in the Harstad poll. Ryan was going down no matter what.

There’s plenty of malware out there for all operating systems, even Linux and FreeBSD (remember, the Great Worm of ‘88 specifically targeted Unix-based operating systems). If you’re on a network then you are vulnerable. I’ll agree that Microsoft deliberately made Windows less secure than its peers, but that doesn’t get the other guys off the hook. Windows gets targeted more often simply because it’s what everyone is using, including the malware authors themselves. Had history gone differently Apple had somehow taken over the industry, then MacOS would be the most commonly targeted system (although, given just how fragile the classic MacOS was, it may not have been enough of a challenge to keep people interested, and I say that as a long-sufferingterm Mac owner).

Topic: Conservatives like Jonah are pissed that they missed out on the good times when they didn’t have to compete with women and minorities on merits because they know, if only on a subconscious level, that in a true merit-based society they’re fucked (not that Jonah Goldberg would have had any easier a time back then, but then history’s not exactly his strong suit).

Of course it’s Jeri’s fault that Obama is President, because in Jonah’s mind a white man simply cannot lose a fair fight.

You know, I was so disgusted by the whole “bitch shoulda just shut up and let him” vibe I completely missed this angle. Jonah owes everything he is and ever will be to the exposure of a politician’s sexual proclivities and now he’s going to pretend to be outraged?

Or maybe Mike Ditka DID want to have sex with Jonah Goldberg.

the rebublican party in Illinois was already in self destruct mode before Ryan ran for the Senate. George Ryan fucked up any chance for any repub named Ryan to win shit in Illinois (see Jim Ryan). Although Keynes was the final nail in the repub coffin.