Hey kids!

Remember Kenny Gladney the Teabagging Drama Queen?

Of course you do. But here is a little refresher video where Kenny goes on serious news station Fox  and gives his version of his SEIU beatdown and then, when it comes time for his "lawyer" David Brown to talk, Laura Ingraham is all "Oh Jesus Mary, and Joseph. Just shut the hell up before you fuck everything up,  you southern fried ‘tard".

Of course, unlike Laura Ingraham, some were a bit more willing to hear Brown’s side of the story. Like Mary Katherine Muppetmouth at The Weekly Standard:

I just got off the phone with David Brown, a friend of Gladney’s who was an eye-witness to the event. A St. Louis attorney, he plans to represent Gladney in civil action against the SEIU members he claims assaulted him. Brown confirms that the video above is of the fight in question. Brown has also written a letter recounting the incident, reprinted at Hot Air.

"There’s three independent witnesses that don’t know Ken at all that are in the police report. I’m pretty sure that they corroborate each other’s stories," Brown said.

This is his description of the incident:

"He was handing out flags to anybody who wanted them…The SEIU guy came up to him and said, "Why is an n-word like you handing out these flags?"

"Kenneth didn’t say anything to the guy. Before Kenneth could even say anything or act in any way shape or form, the SEIU representative punched him in the face."

"He went to the ground. Subsequently, two other SEIU representatives or members, however you want to say it, jumped on top of him, yelled racial epithets at him…kicked him, punched him."

Brown said Gladney told him he was also kicked by a woman, but Brown didn’t witness that part. Gladney then went to the hospital, Brown said.

"He sustained some injuries to his back, some bruising," he said.

So, at various times, Brown has described himself as a witness, a friend, and now Gladney’s attorney who was going to  take Kenny on tour  and, according to legal genius  Jim Hoft,  "Kenneth Gladney Will File Hate Crime Charges" which just about makes David Brown the most powerful lawyer/prosecutor/grand jury/ambulance chaser in the known universe.

But David Brown is so much more:

Brown, you might remember, is a white attorney who grabbed the headlines in August when Gladney, a black St. Louisan, was allegedly punched by SEIU members at a town hall meeting hosted by U.S. Congressman Russ Carnahan. (Video here.)

Brown has described his role in that brouhaha differently at different times. At first he was identified as Gladney’s attorney and he said a lawsuit against SEIU was in the works. Later, he said he was not Gladney’s lawyer.

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Gladney swiftly became labeled in numerous national media outlets as "a black conservative activist" who was "handing out" political memorabilia when the SEIU members allegedly beat him up.

In fact, Gladney was selling the paraphernalia. He was working with The Political Mint, a business owned by David Brown and his sister Angela Brown, according to paperwork filed with the Missouri Secretary of State’s Office.

Gladney went on to become a featured member of the Tea Party Express delegation, speaking at rallies across the country. He was identified as "American Patriot and SEIU Beating Victim."

Brown accompanied him on the tour.

When reached by phone to clarify his relationship with the tour and with Gladney, Brown told Daily RFT that he is now Gladney’s "agent."

When asked what exactly that meant, Brown yelled, "Figure it out! Look it up in the dictionary!" and promptly hung up the phone.

Says King: "The thing is, David Brown is just using this guy Kenneth Gladney to make money. He told me so. He told me in his own words that Mr. Gladney is his gravy train."

Daily RFT left several messages for Brown after he cut our first conversation short; he did not return the messages. Previously, Brown denied knowing or employing King.

As a lawyer Brown primarily peddles in St. Louis area traffic courts; he once worked for a firm called Law Dawgz.

Anyone surprised yet? Me neither!

But, more:

King says he toiled for Brown as a swag-seller, and worked on several occasions with Gladney. "Kenneth is not a conservative and not an activist," says King. "He’s a little naive, he’s quiet, and he’s not that politically astute. That’s why you saw David doing most of the speaking for him early on."

Now I’m no Show Me State ambulance chaser, but it seems to me that, if Gladney was hurt or disabled while in the employ of David Brown,  he should be able to sue Brown for disability and workers comp and jeebus knows what else. All Kenny needs is a good lawyer.

But what are the odds of finding a better lawyer than David Brown in the state of  Missouri?