In honor of lesser Jewish holiday Rosh Hashannah Montana we will not say anything bad about Irving Kristol, who today courageously chose death rather than have to field any more questions about his meshuge son.
Added, because this says so much:
Which brings me to this charming vignette, courtesy of blog commenter Harry Hopkins:
"I remember back in the late 1990s, when Ira Katznelson, an eminent political scientist at Columbia, came to deliver a guest lecture. Prof. Katznelson described a lunch he had with Irving Kristol during the first Bush administration.
"The talk turned to William Kristol, then Dan Quayle’s chief of staff, and how he got his start in politics. Irving recalled how he talked to his friend Harvey Mansfield at Harvard, who secured William a place there as both an undergrad and graduate student; how he talked to Pat Moynihan, then Nixon’s domestic policy adviser, and got William an internship at the White House; how he talked to friends at the RNC [Republican National Committee] and secured a job for William after he got his Harvard Ph.D.; and how he arranged with still more friends for William to teach at Penn and the Kennedy School of Government.
"With that, Prof. Katznelson recalled, he then asked Irving what he thought of affirmative action. ‘I oppose it,’ Irving replied. ‘It subverts meritocracy.’ "



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Irving Kristol: mugged by mortality, 9/18/09. Sorry, no call backs. It is now up to your issue to press forward toward the rear.
The real question is, at the funeral, will Bill Kristol be grinning?
Only the good die young
Somebody have a stake handy for the funeral?
And, in the immortal words of Tony “Scarface” Montana, “Have a nice trip,
MelIriving , you focking cockaroach!”.You were more gentle than I expected…just a teeny bit of snark. Well played, Mr. Bond.
Like everything else, little Billy will surely get the eulogy wrong too…
Bill will demand that we bomb Iran as a tribute to his father.
Bill Kristol: not just warmongering chickenhawk shitstain but, a legacy warmongering chickenhawk shitstain. I hope that Irving, in one last use of his influence, gets Bill a seat right beside him in the hottest part of Hell.
I’m so sorry I clicked on that YouTube. I wanted to find out who Hannah Montana is. That was depressing on so many levels.
Well, at least Irving Kristol is dead…
Like Podhoretz, a Neocon who was never worth a fuck in his ostensible time on the left. His departure for the starboard side was an unequivocal blessing to us and all of our preceeding fellows.
Speaking of ol’ Norm…I guess we can expect one of his patented ‘dancing on the recently departed’s grave’ essays to emerge soon. They were on the same side most of the time but I’m sure Irving once gave him a dirty look or took the last dinner roll that Norman wanted or something, somewhere along the line.
Irving Kristol is survived, from the neck down, by his son William.
Bill Kristol may need surgery to appear solemn at his dad’s funeral. I’ve never seen him not grinning from ear to ear. The man is constantly enthusiastic even when he’s talking about war and torture. Come to think of it, especially then.
Oh, wait. Is this one of those things where if we don’t act heartbroken over this, the wingnuts will declare they have the right to spend ten days making coffin-size jokes when Michael Moore eventually shuffles off this mortal coil, all the while pretending they wouldn’t have done so if we weren’t so mean? Or do we get this one as a trade for the Kennedy thing?
The list of people that Daddy Kristol had to cajole to secure employment for his spawn is pretty impressive. Obviously, Little Billy must have made quite the impression on everyone he worked for, thus leading to his father having to become a serial schnorrer to keep his kid off the welfare rolls.
The bassist with a Mohawk is pretty amusing. I’m pretty sure he’s embarrassed to be involved in this project, but it’s a paycheck.
Comedy is hard, wwyta. I’d suggest you leave it to people who are … you know … funny.
Disregard my last comment. The spam I was responding to was removed.
That is the penalty for lack of wit.
Irving Kristol and Billy Ray Cyrus – two dads who have done their best to destroy America through both their own and their offsprings’ hyper-capitalistic based ouvere.
Say this for Hannah – I never heard her try to start a war with Iran.
Think how it feels to those of us who actually live in Montana (where she never has).
Me too. That was some godawful lip synching. And that video is half way to hell. Its length is 3:33.
Well then, our local highway 666 certainly tells me something. Think it means anything that this is the buckle of the local bible belt?
No. After all, Bill’s the sort of neocon who doesn’t like getting his suit wrinkled. He’ll demand that we sell state-of-the-art long-range missiles to Israel, so THEY can bomb Iran.
I’m saying this is a freebie for all of the “dead Kennedy” jokes from the right. We can always make an ostentatious display of our superior manners by apologizing later.
At least Hannah Montana didn’t authorize an unwarranted war. The person to be compared to Irving is quite obviously George H.W. Bush.
One down, one to go.
And Leslie, it’s cruel to ridicule victims of botched plastic surgery.
Typical repub, born on third base and they think they hit a triple.
however did you miss the recent hoohaw over the stripper pole at the teen choice awards that obligingly provided to the little assembled tweens to watch as hannah/miley wrapped herself around it.
Rosh Hashana Montana be damned!
Give me Roseanne Roseannadanna on Rosh Hashana!
Linda,
I don’t watch television. By your description, it doesn’t sound like I’m missing much.
Evidently neither did George W. Bush. According to that new book by his former speechwriter, Matthew Latimer, W. never once watched television news while dozing through his pResidency.
Well, MrsTBB, his extracurricular activities probably made him tired:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VddD6TDFCoI
Heh. That lip-pursing gets me every time.