Oh, Jesus.

This is all Alice Coopers fault!

You middle agers on the list remember when HE was the devil?

“I was a fan when Jack Black sang beautiful power ballads like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..re=related
but worshiping satan just makes him evil!”

GAG, folks! Although MTV Networks should have more taste than to advertise the VMAs on Nickelodeon after the decadence they have featured in the past.

hahahahahahahha! You said “MTV” and “class” in the same sentence without the words “has no” between them!

Reference is to the corporate entity. As far as I understand MTV has done a few earnest things even recently with T.I.’s community service project etc.

(Don’t think I am not aware that TBogg timed that Sukkot-titled post for my walking to my mom’s house! My husband is annoyed by the fly and other bug situation on this holiday.)

Thx for that gruesome video, tbogg — nothing like pasty, white men with ridiculous hair singing falsetto in spandex while grimacing to put the fear of God into the little children…

Yep, we should consider everything that happens at the MTV awards at face value. It’s never show biz or playing to the camera. For F’s Sake. But if only Jack Black had been, well, Black, it would’ve been a slam dunk, huh?

Also. Whenever people talk about their five year old as a “baby” I get worried.

Thank goodness president Santorum will clear all this up for us in his first 100 days in office.

Endaround: thx *so* much — I’d never seen that before; can’t wait to show it to my 10-year old (huge Jack Black fan) to totally pervert him and turn him to the dark side…

Wow, I love Jack Black! Where do I sign up for this Satan worshiping thing?

It is uncertain whether his Satan worship was a gag or something he truly embraces…

Another thing Russ Jones of the Christian Press is ‘uncertain’ of is whether gravity truly exists or if it is actually demons holding on to our ankles so we can’t fly off to heaven.

These people must have slightly less than a mustard grain’s worth of faith if they find that faith challenged by a guy who owes his success to the fact that John Candy and Chris Farley are both dead.

Heh, interesting story…when I play my recording of Obama’s school speech backwards you can hear him saying, “eat your vegetables, stay in school, mind your parents.” Clearly, indoctrinating kids into the dark side.

I’ve always found Jack Black a little too obvious for my taste. He could learn a thing of two from the President…and Led Zeppelin.

Also. Tele-tubbies.

Any wingnut who’s stupid enough to feel threatened by Jack Black should be forced to attend a Slayer concert.

othing like pasty, white men with ridiculous hair singing falsetto in spandex while grimacing to put the fear of God into the little children

While we’re on the subject, I think everyone here needs to see the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time and (especially) the Other Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time. If the entire Net is wiped out in an Iranian electromagnetic pulse attack (don’t laugh!!!!1!! it could happen!!!1!!), these two links are what I’d save from the Intertubes.

Well, I would certainly rather be in Hell than whatever heaven these asshats are occupying.

I’m pretty sure that, if there’s one thing that will contribute to the coming of the Apocalypse, it’s taking Jack Black seriously.

Speaking of assholes…

Satanic clergy always wear muscle suits and carry big axes, so this was totally on the level. Also, Pentagon — totally Satan.

“I had to say no to spongebob for my 5 year old” and instead turned him to Spengbab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1WgbfyDZwA

Everyone, even if you never click on the links people put in their comments, you MUST click on SteveM’s black metal Pics links. Best snort of the day so far.

Holy crap — I’m going back to church.

DennisSGMM FTW!

God, those are some whiny-assed, skeered little Xtians. I’m bored with them.

TBogg,

In a completely off track update, our 16 year old dog, Jack was put to rest this morning. Mrs. Tbogg had sent me congratulatory birthday greetings for Jack on the anniversary of his birth for the past couple of years so I wanted to pass this news on to you both.

Sorry for your loss. Jack’s in dog heaven now where all dogs are good dogs and they get treats whenever they want.

SteveM – thanks for making an otherwise mundane Monday FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m really sorry for your loss. Jack is a beautiful, and may he run swiftly to the other side. My condolences to you and your family.

Meanwhile, over at talkingpointsmemo, we learn that the wingnuts are now promoting c*ck rings.

Seriously.

Oh, wait, those are wedding rings… ah, and the “best sex” is had after marriage (’cept if you’re gay, then the best is had after you join the GOP and actively denounce homosexuals as deviants, perverted by the straight porn they saw as little boys). I get it. No, wait, I don’t. I mean, Sanford had his best after the fasten seat belt sign was turned off in Buenos Aires. Larry Craig had his best at the effin’ airport. I don’t even want to know when Mike Ensign had his best… Most wingnuts never get any, anyway, so why do they need to, well, shove it down our throats, in a manner of speaking?

Was Dick Cheney opening up for Gwar when he declared that America was going to operate from the dark side?

-G

Oh, Lordy…! I laughed so hard I think I sprained something. The one thing that I would insist be saved when teh internetz toobz are wiped out in the great EMT attack is Molly Ivins discussing Camille Paglia. God, I miss Molly…

Just hope this guy never sees Spinal Tap.

“This is all Alice Coopers fault! You middle agers on the list remember when HE was the devil”?

I’m so old that I remember when the Stones used to sup with Old Nick. It’s no coincidence their career took off when Pat Boone faded into sunset.

Pat Boone has spent his share of time on the dark side.

You can run, but you can’t hide… Somehow, somewhere there will be retribution for making me remember that…

Nitpick – it’s John Ensign, not Mike.

Besides, he’s too busy right now introducing asinine amendments to the Baucus turd bill to go have a little “recreation” with whatever MILF he hired to replace his last fling.

Pick away; I always get my flamboyant wingnuts all mixed up — thx for clarifying. It’s so *totally* embarrassing when it happens while I’m cruising the stalls for a little family values action late at night… that’s why I usually stick to the generic greeting “Senator”, “Congressman”, or “Big boy” to avoid the social awkwardness of mixing up first and last names…

I’m probably too late to this party, but I was creeped out by the rings, I guess like Thingwarbler. They did not look like gold rings (or silver/[latinum). I immdiately wondered what these ring=based BCD lok lik.

Totally awesome Guitar Jesus animated GIF.

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Condolences ClevelandBob. Our lives are better for their having been a part of the family. He’ll be waiting for you with soppy tennis ball in his mouth.

Also, Pentagon — totally Satan.

I always suspected that the neocons were agents of Satan. This clinches it.