Recess at Barack Obama Elementary as children prepare to play “Get Whitey”

Fresh off their recent shit-losing because President Kenyatta McMuslim was going to instruct their children in the dark satanic arts of unAmerican activities (stay in school, work hard, be responsible), today conservatives are once again losing their shit because…well, whaddya got? He must have done something. Like continue to be black.Or…oh, here we go:

Some parents in a New Jersey school district are up in arms after a class of elementary school students was videotaped singing the praises of President Obama, an activity that has been criticized as "indoctrination."

The tension at B. Bernice Young Elementary School escalated to such a degree Thursday that the school was placed temporarily on lockdown after its principal received death threats over a YouTube video that showed nearly 20 children being taught songs lauding the president, though back-to-school night events continuing as planned Thursday night at the school.

You see, it is Barack Obama’s fault that normally calm and sensible, God-fearing, mini-van driving, McDonalds-eating-at Americans are compelled to call elementary schools and issue death threats.Shame shame bad black man.

So like, what up with that video?:

Video of the students at the Burlington, N.J., school shows them singing songs seemingly overflowing with campaign slogans and praise for "Barack Hussein Obama," repeatedly chanting the president’s name and celebrating his accomplishments, including his "great plans" to "make this country’s economy No. 1 again."

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"I’m stunned — I can’t believe it’s our school," said Jim Pronchik, who told FOXNews.com his 8-year-old son Jimmy was one of the 18 students in the video. "We don’t want to praise this guy like he’s a god or an idol or a king or anything like that. That’s the wrong message to be sending."

Pronchik said he and his wife were never informed about the lesson, which the superintendent of Burlington Township schools says was held in February as part of Black History Month "to honor the contributions of African Americans to our country."

Whoa! Black History Month! Isn’t it enough that they are soiling our White House, must they also car-jack a whole month?

I could post the horrifying video, but it’s just a bunch kids kind of mumbling and flailing about like second graders (and Jonah Goldberg at at rave) are apt to do. Fortunately Gateway Pundit Jim Hoft, who normally stays a minimum of a 1000 feet from elementary schools, took time out from manscaping himself to transcribe the blaphemous lyrics from the video.

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand [?]
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be clear today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said Red, Yellow, Black or White
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Outside of a possible copyright infringement suit from the Crash Test Dummies over all of that Mmm-mmm-mmming I can see why Conservatives might be upset over the "make America strong, everyone is equal and deserves equal treatment" hoo-hah which sounds just like Communism.

Or socialism.

Or Nazisim.

One of those. It’s really hard to keep up these days.