I will be spending this evening at the thee-ah-tur, in the company of other aficionados of classical culture, watching Kathy Griffin give a reading of Annie Dilliard’s Pilgrim at Tinker Creek with minor updates incorporating the lives and loves of Mackenzie Phillips, Whitney Houston, and, with any luck, Heidi Klum.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Ta ta.

(Updated): There was no Mackenzie Phillips or Heidi Klum, but there was lots of Whitney, Oprah, Barbara Walters, Levi Johnston, Britney,  Miley Cyrus, Latoya Jackson, Paula Abdul, and crying Glenn Beck ("a Mormon on heroin"). Also. It was the gayest audience I’ve ever been a part of, and I’ve been to see the Indigo Girls.

It will be on Bravo Nov. 3rd. I’m the one yelling "Freebird Wolverines!".