Has now written more books than she has read

Oh sure, I could say something snarky about Sarah Palin’s 400 PAGE memoirAlso.Too. that she turned in before it was due, but I learned long ago that you should never underestimate anyone who managed to attend, like, nine colleges in five years:

Sarah Palin (PAY’-lin) has finished her memoir just four months after the book deal was announced.

(By the way, thank you AP for the (PAY’-lin), . We’ve been pronouncing it (PAY’-me.)

And, no. We already knew that she using a not-so-ghostwriter in Lynn Vincent who co-wrote Donkey Cons: Sex, Crime, and Corruption in the Democratic Party with neo-Confederate Robert Stacy Emmett Till Had It Coming McCain. So we really have nothing to add that could possibly compete with the bestest cover blurb ever from DryBones at Conservatives4Palin:

This is excellent news….and I love the title.

Can’t wait to read it.

Is it just me….or does she always exceed expectations?

Sarah 2012

I’m going to go out on a limb and say: It’s you.