Last post until Random Ten tomorrow night and, really, we’re talking about very minor surgery and I’ll be at work in the afternoon so not a big deal.

If ACORN had just murdered a bunch of Muslims instead of giving advice to pimps, they’d still be eligible for some of that sweet sweet government moolah.

I’m having some minor surgery on Wednesday morning, so I’ve been walking in a Vicodin Wonderland for the past few days which has made me kind of dreamy and happy and loving and all kinds of stuff like that.

Now that Twitter has become the official first draft of history, we are beginning to understand how Barack Obama’s Liberal Fascist Acorn Army was able to take the Greatest Country In The History of Mankind and, in a mere nine months, turn it into a post-apocalyptic wasteland full of plague, madness and warring zombie tribes.

Shorter Ross Douthat:

Saturday in Washington DC an estimated bajillion times infinity people showed up to protest the election that took place over ten months ago…

This unembeddable version is awesome too.

Unstable publicity hound/drama queen accuses black man of lying. Takes to Twitter to plead case.

Susan of Texas and the team at Fire Megan McArdle are fighting a courageous and thankless battle against the tsunami of tstupid that flows neverending, world without end, amen from McMegan’s fingertips.

Today is Rudy Giuliani Day, a day when American eagles weep…