In a column posted on Forbes, Tunku Varadarajan, writes:

The Silly Season ceases to be “silly” when what passes for political debate in America turns not merely stupid or witless, but certifiably demented.

Courtesy of Bob Cesca, Drama Queen Glenn Beck talks about his ass surgery

Ross Douthat is unaware that le petite morte is just an expression

I’ve mentioned before that I don’t really attend “progressive events” because really nice people suffering from advanced stages of extreme sincerity make me itchy.

Van Go:

The AP reports that after weeks of constant attacks by the right wing, Van Jones has resigned as Special Advisor for Green Jobs at the Council on Environmental Quality.

Marc Ambinder whose job it is to pass along what “they said” (who said? they said. oh. them) says that Asshole Calling Negro Van Jones is in pretty deep shit because Future 2012 President Mike Pence has already fired Jones from his future Oval Office. Right after future lunch.

Meanwhile, Rep.

Things to long to twitter twat….

God bless Nine Finger Bill Rice (not to be confused with Three Finger Brown or Sixto Lezcano) for bringing out the best in blogger crime reporting.

The wet starbursts of spattered blood dot the gray sidewalk for a distance of about 30 feet…

..but is unused to the short declarative hard-boiled style and blows it.

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The B-list of D-list conservative bloggers are after Van Jones (who is a member of Barack Xbama’s Communist Civil Service Posse) because Jones tangentially had something to do with Glenn Beck losing TV sponsors faster than Rush Limbaugh sheds wives.

This morning I awoke to snuffling and thumping…