Ironically, Maxim could be Maxine. Dollars to donuts he’s another self-hating closeted gay Republican.

Kid looks like Virginia Woolf’s slow, ugly sister.

He named his kid MAXIM? And the kid KEPT it? I got nothin’.

What did Lott name his other kids? Penthouse, Playboy, and Men’s Health?

he pretended to be a woman called “Mary Rosh” on the internet in order to praise his own research and accuse his critics of fraud.

http://scienceblogs.com/deltoid/lott.php

I’m looking at the picture up top and I’m guessing Mary Rosh is his real name. John Lott is only his slave name.

MAXIUM Magazine has not been around that long still who names their kid that?

The poster child for birth control. Really.

I was wondering if he had another son called Trojan. Seriously, kid, you don’t actually have to keep the name your parents gave you. I mean, most of the damage is done by then, but, Jesus, would you hire some kid who came in with that name? “Hi, I’m Behold My Father’s Prowess Lott.”

What did you expect from Maxim? He’s a youth of only one chin. A two-chin man would have accused the respondent of lying about his own age, of being an illegal alien, a supporter of terrorism, and then challenged him to deny that he was married to a hamster.

I just emailed Maxim:

“Hello Maxim, I know it’s Saturday morning and you’re probably feeling a bit sluggish fighting a Shirley Temple / Cheetos induced hangover, but please take the time to correct the age of the “15 year old boy” in your blog post from Wednesday. Accuracy obviously isn’t a concern at Faux News but you may want to show everyone what a rugged individualist you are and be a bit more honest in your reporting. Or not….”

The tool does not fall far from the tree it would appear.

His last name is Lott, and his father named him an abbreviation of “Maximum.” That’s terrible wordplay. I guess he should feel lucky he wasn’t named “Plente.” Or, for that matter, “Vacan” or “Parkin.”

or Camel. Seriously though, is maxim a boy or a girl?

yes, (s)he is…

What a great thread. I think I want to marry flipyrwhig.

aimai

could be worse, he could have been named Sanka Lott

Ah, it’s a John Stossel segment. Stossel should know better than to hang out with 14 year old boys named Maxim. People might talk…it would be irresponsible not to.

Also. There’s an airport announcement game joke in there somewhere: “Would Ipeea Lott please come to the white courtesy telephone?”

One more joke could be made about Maxim. Involving never turning around, and a pillar of salt.

that would work awesome at the Minn-St Paul airport where all white courtesy phones are in the Larry Craig Memorial John

What, no Spama Lott?

http://www.whoismaryrosh.com/

As John “Salem’s” Lott is such a gun nut (emphasis on ‘nut’), I suspect he named his spawn after Hiram Maxim, the inventor of the machine gun. And darned if the scamp didn’t turn out to be quite a fabricator himself. I imagine Big Lott named his girl twins Smith and Wesson. Judging by junior accomplishments so far, I suggest we call him “Nota” Lott.
Meanwhile, it’s good to see that John Stossel’s passing on his experience as a hardened but none-too-bright propagandist to a new generation. What fun is life if we can’t mock incompetent wingnuts?

If you’re gonna give your kid a weird name, at least give him a cool weird name. Like Zaphod.

i am SO suing my parents for not giving me a weird or cool name. any lawyers out there that want to take on a can’t lose case?

That sounds about right, yeah. Still, hard to imagine the kid kept it. Sheesh.

My mother gave me a name spelled “the guy’s way.” So half of my mail comes to Mr. Marion in Savannah… Do I have a case here? Can you sue someone who’s been dead for years, or could I at least get big bucks for pain and suffering?

That Charlie Krauthammer feller, he’s angry and bitter and way off kilter. Is he an attorney also, too? I’d want his angry, bitter brain suing the hell out of all our deceased relatives. Class Action! Maybe Maxim can be a character witness. He doesn’t have a problem embellishing the truth as (s)he sees fit…..

Marion, I can see it now: Maxim being cross examined,playing the part of your sister Maxie (and she was such a little tart back in the day)….

Lookit Papa Lott’s eyebrows.

Those are the kind of eyebrows you have to pay for.

It’s clear that the kid’s first name should be “Vacant”.

JEBUZFREAKINCHRIST! You TOLD me to look and I walked away and THEN I LOOKED and there will be no sleep tonight or tomorrow or ever! WTF? Those fuckn eyebrows are plucked, tattoo’ed back on, grown back through, marinated, fertilized, teabagged and just freaking wrong.

But at least Lott-the-Elder likes Creed…..

Haha! Sorry… He sure seems to be a guy who will suffer for the sculpted arch.

I was named after a state. Can I get in on that suing action?

I keep thinking that Trent Lott is related somehow.