http://washingtonindependent.c…..oir-theory

jonah-goldberg-flirts-with-the-ayers-wrote-obamas-memoir-theory

I love it, Tbogg. I much prefer reading your interpretations over the original texts. Hey, maybe you should write the conservative Bible!

Shorter Anne Leary:

This guy at the airport said he would sell me Soldier Field for two bucks. At first I didn’t believe him, but two seconds later I plopped two Sacajawea dollar coins in his hands and, voila, Go Bears!

Pssst, sources are reporting rumors that Bill Ayers actually wrote “Going Rogue” at Todd’s request.

Bill’s pissed about those royalties also.

And from what I hear, you shouldn’t piss off Bill Ayers.

Anne Leary’s next scoop: Lenny Bruce and his family killed Christ!!!!

Why are so many of these bloggers insane? I mean, she is a cuckoo bird. As if we are to believe that Ayers would acknowledge her presence more than a polite (if not slightly creeped out) nod, much less pour out a heartfelt confession about writing Obama’s book. Really, these people have slipped of their leashes.

Yeah. I ran into Dick Cheney at the airport. He admitted to me, over donuts and coffee, that he is just an angry old asshole who wants to get even with anyone who’s still getting laid.

Then I ran into John Boehner at the same airport and he admitted to me, over tea and cakes, that he uses Kiwi “Tan” to give himself that healthy glow.

Fuck me, this is almost as stupid as Elvis sightings.

He may as well since the result will be indistinguishable from parody anyway…

Hey, you watch it about the Elvis sightings. Why I was at still another airport the other day, and I was discussing with The King over peanut butter sandwiches and speed that he was responsible for the whole Watergate mess, but Nixon took the fall for him. In addition, it was his stunt double that they found dead, and that he has been hiding out from Nixons torpedoes ever since.

Thank you verrrry much.

So maybe the whole rightwingnutter batshitcraziness is a massive parody….Who would know the difference?

He also wrote “Schindler’s List” and three episodes of “The Family Guy” last year.

This lady may be crazy, for all I know. But her account of the conversation with Ayers appears to be true, based on this post from the Washington Monthly site:

http://www.washingtonmonthly.c…..020317.php

Oh, there is no doubt it’s true. Ayers is, shall we say, fucking with their (pointy little) heads.

If it happened, he was probably baiting her with her own nonsense. But similar to this is the White House giving out white scrub coats to doctors for a photo op. Dear White House: Stop giving fuel to the opposition. Why TF would you do stupid photo op shit!?!? Are you trying to make Democrats look like stupid fucking liars?

When Little Johnny is telling the truth he does not need theatrics and trappings. When Little Johnny stoops to theatrics, mommy looks for the mess that needs to be cleaned up.

/rant

Ayers went on to explain that his original manuscript for Dreams is locked away in a Kenyan safe deposit box. The account is unfortunately overdrawn and he is in need of $24,000 to secure release and shipment of the contents of the box: the manuscript, a check for $200,000 from Obama as payment for ghostwriting the memoir, and Obama’s original Kenyan birth certificate.

The White House didn’t hand out the lab coats. The doctors’ own association did. You’re also overestimating the intelligence of the average American: 150 guys in white lab coats are 150 Doctors – 150 guys in business suits are 150 guys in business suits. “How do I know they’re doctors?” asks the average American. “They don’t look like my doctor.”

In a garden. Outside. Lab coats. And Obama stood there smiling. Now we’re asses. Thanks.

This would not have happened in election season when the message is better controlled. In fact, why was the message not better controlled? Because Pres. Obama was throwing Democrats a bone. The meeting had no meaning to the Obama Administration, or else they would have treated it with more focused interest.

Dennis, I am sorry I was yucky. I just want a strong public option, not a watered down ‘the best we could do even though we are the majority’ public option.

Ohhhh!! Hassling an old, asshole hippie in the airport.

WOLVERINES!!1!!!one!!!

Palin/J.T. Plumber 2012!! It is SO on.

I’m beginning to like Bill Ayers. Does he have any books out that I could purchase?

Notice how there is so little hi-quality snark/parody of liberal blogs? Why is that?

Some of these people fit so well to type, you have to wonder if they’re real. Surely, there ought to have been a place in McNaughton’s bizarre painting of Republican Jesus for the archtypal conservative blogger. Maybe, someone crying over a laptop with a bag of Cheetos and a Red Bull.

If Obama was more like Stephen Colbert, he’d print up one of those big novelty checks for the royalties and present it to Ayers in a ceremony in the rose garden.

That’s nothing! I once was on a plane flight with Karl Rove from Atlanta to DC-National.

Did you know he has a wife and a kid? Yeah-huh.

n/p
To me, the battle was lost when Obama failed to provide a simple framework for the legislation at the outset, failed to stress the necessity of a public option, and generally allowed Max Baucus to dick away any momentum in the interests of a non-existent bi-partisanship.

I saw the werewolf of London drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s; his hair was perfect.

He told me he wrote “To the Lighthouse.” No kidding.

I work for a doctors’ association. We always tell our members to wear their lab coats to any type of public event like this. We’ll sell them coats with their name and our logo at cost to wear.

Great. Send my sister half-a-dozen. When you work in an ER, some things just don’t come out in the wash.

It’s very possible that that woman did see Bill Ayers in the airport and Ayers, realizing he was dealing with an idiot, decided to pull her leg. It’s equally possible she just made up the whole thing. She’s a freaking moron.

What’s really funny is the commenters on her site who congratulate her on her excellent detective work, when she was obviously pranked by someone so completely that she doesn’t even know she was pranked. Not only is she a moron, her readers are bigger ones.

I think he said “I killed the Limburgh baby” or whatever.

This is as opposed to documented facts that Rush Limbaugh ran off at least once to Child Prostitute Heaven with a prescription to boner pills in someone else’s name with at least one pill missing…

Republicans are assholes.