“She’ll still get into heaven long before Limbaugh gets into his very own owners box.”

That’s a heaven I can do without…

I’m sure there are plenty of ways to finish her sentence: “That’s when I started feeling empty inside”

I’ll start with “…empty inside my skull”.

I wonder if Rush would reach out to defend Star’s welfare cheating, serial abortion from being stupid self? I want to see that. Yeah, poor hate spewing Rush. He’s really being discriminated against with his $400 million contract. Oh, how I cry at night for his plight.

I, for one, am completely ready to judge Rush by the content of his character.

Caution: contents include toxic levels of methane.

“medical welfare sticker” WTF is that? Is she saying she took somebody’s ID and used it? Isn’t that fraud? Isn’t that identity theft? I work in healthcare and I have never heard the term “medical welfare sticker.” So she got 4 abortions so women who could die because of medical issues during their pregnancies can’t have abortions because you were stupid enough to need four abortions?

Like Star Parker, that is “empty”.

[n.d. - this is a reply to VonZeppelin at 3]

Huh? So in this analogy, Sharpton tried and won but Gov Orville tried and failed. Who is the bad guy in this fairy tale again?

I got pregnant, so I went to a clinic and used a girlfriend’s medical welfare sticker to pay for an abortion. A few months later I got pregnant again and went on welfare for two months to collect some money, then had another abortion. When a worker at the clinic asked, “Weren’t you just here?” I said, “Hey, if it weren’t for people like me, you wouldn’t have a job.” Within three years I’d had four abortions, all tax-subsidized. That’s when I started feeling empty inside.

Shorter Star Parker (and every other conservative commentator):
I used to be a gluttonous, self-absorbed ass who abused (right XYZ) so therefore nobody else should ever have access to (right XYZ).

That’s if you believe her story is anything other than bullshit.

Ok, Limbaugh doesn’t have a shot at an owner’s box, but by the sound of thing, if he plays his cards right, he might get inside Star Parker’s box.

Actually, for most of them it’s “I have the right to abuse (right XYZ) because I’m special.”

Star is the best Rush has as a defender hmmm? anyway we can keep this story going i think it helps us.
No Dark Person wants to shower in a lockeroom Rush has the key too.

Just like that poor Justice of the Peace in Louisiana. He’s not prejudiced at all.

Miscegenation today, tomorrow and foreveh!

The white man is beset on all sides these days.

-G

I hear wedding bells!

Just like that poor Justice of the Peace in Louisiana. He’s not prejudiced at all.

Or like these fine GOP party chairs from South Carolina – they were being complimentary, afterall. Not like they were being disparaging about rich jews and their penny pinching ways…

Ms. Parker. We meet again. I had hoped that you would have reflected on your venial, empty, hypocritical soul since the last time I ranted at you, but alas, you decided to swallow Percocet pills by the handfuls instead. How else to explain your punk-ass defense of Limbaugh? I have no doubt that you feel his pain as a wealthy white man who’s made millions off the backs of minorities, women, queers, and anyone else who is not exactly like him, but this is the best you can bring? Really? I could defend Limbaugh better, and I detest the jowl-flapping, Oxycontin-munching, bile-spewing asshole.

Enough about him. This is about you and your incapability to think like a sentient being. If your come to Baby Jeebuz story is actually true and not the rantings of a drug-addled ‘brain’, that makes you a rank hypocrite along with a mean, vicious, vapid, imbecilic viper.

It’s sad, really, how you’ve happily sold yourself off, and not even to the highest bidder. Your desperate need for attention, any attention, has debased you more than I or any other lefty ever could. If you showed an iota of self-consciousness about the filth you vomit out on a daily basis, I might have a sliver of compassion for you because you are not even a shell of a husk of a human being.

Instead, you preen your feathers and swagger around like the emperor who had no clothes. Driving Miss Limbaugh? Hell, you’re carrying him on your back. I am a pacifist, but if I ever met you, I would have difficulty restraining myself from punching you in the mouth so you couldn’t talk for a good long time. You really really really need to STFU.

Within three years I’d had four abortions, all tax-subsidized. That’s when I started feeling empty inside.

Well, you were certainly completely cleared out by that time, you brainless bolus of vomit.

I’ve heard a lot of these “I wish the government had made it harder for me to kill my bayyyyyyybies” stories, and they always make me sick and furious. Take some responsibility for your own actions, bitch. Stop trying to blame the fucking government for what YOU did that YOU regret, and above all, stop assuming that all other women are as stupid and careless as you are.

And in re: the “welfare sticker” she’s talking about, she may be referring to the fact that Medicaid patients have to renew their eligibility regularly, and some states probably have stickers to put on old cards rather than always issuing new ones.

Orval, not Orville. I met him once (in the Excelsior, no less).

He had a saying I paraphrase often when refuting wingnut memes: “Just because I said it, doesn’t make it so”. cite

Ahem. I would like to apologize for my snark-free comment above. I made the mistake of reading this entry before my morning mongo cup of coffee. Something about Star Parker drives the snark right out of me.

In addition, I would like to thank JuliaGrey for expressing my thoughts for me, only in a much more succinct manner.

Not to nitpick (well, actually, just to nitpick), those lyrics should be attributed to M. (as in “Mac”) Davis. I am pretty sure that Sammy Davis did not write that.

As for Star Parker, she apparently went to the same “school” of logic as Craig T. Nelson:

I’ve been on foodstamps and welfare, did anyone help me out? No.

One abortion: Sure, we all make mistakes.
Two abortions: Well, sometimes it’s hard to learn a life lesson.
Three abortions: I sure am some stupid fucking (literally) bitch.
Four abortions: I’ve been blessed by Jesus, who told me to make sure nobody else had ANY abortions.

Truly a shame her mother didn’t have at least one.

Asiangrrl–

No apol. necessary. I read your diatribe and stood up and cheered. Well, in my mind, anyway. And isn’t that where it really counts?

Shorter (and all-purpose) Star Parker: Ever since becoming a house slave, I’ve discovered that Master was right all along.

There’s a special place in heaven for retired & repentant sluts.
Did she say what she did with the $$$ she saved?

Did she say what she did with the $$$ she saved?

No, but one can plainly see that she did not use it on birth control.

Oh, she’s very likely telling the truth — except I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that she left out a few things, such as any backsliding post-conversion.

I knew a gal in college who never used birth control because that meant you were a slut. She had least two abortions that I knew about in as many years, and then went on back home to rural Iowa so she could take her place in Eastern Star (the Masons’ women’s auxilliary) and marry some guy with a car dealership.