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It seems that, post-election, Michelle Malkin’s plate has become very full and she has not been able to play Hispanic Panic as much, what with the Negroes and the Communists and the Union People and the sick people getting all uppity and shit.
So, it appears (at least for the moment), that this slipped past her:
Congress passed a bill Tuesday that would make widows and widowers of U.S. citizens eligible for green cards even if their spouses died before their applications were approved.
The measure, part of the more than $40-billion Homeland Security appropriations bill, ends the “widow penalty,” which required couples to be married for two years before the surviving spouse would be eligible to apply for residency. Now, surviving spouses can apply for a green card for themselves and their children regardless of when the U.S. citizen died or how long they were married.
Obviously this means that a brown wave of Salma Hayeks will flood our country, seduce our eligible men (and Mark Sanford), marry them and later kill them in their sleep (probably using trained scorpions) in order to conquer America.
This is one of Michelle Malkin’s nightmares. On the other hand, it’s kind of a fantasy of mine….
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“Obviously this means that a brown wave of Salma Hayeks will flood our country…”
Promise?
“Obviously this means that a brown wave of Salma Hayeks will flood our country, seduce our eligible men (and Mark Sanford), marry them and later kill them in their sleep (probably using trained scorpions) in order to conquer America.”
And then we’ll all be forced to eat $1000 desserts at Plunder forcing McDonalds to go out of business because no one is buying McFlurries anymore.
But if it means I can sleep with Salma Hayek it will have been worth it.
That pole dance routine in “Dogma” by Salma makes Michelle’s feeble attempts at “entertainment” tawdry, at best.
Obviously this means that a brown wave of Salma Hayeks will flood our country, seduce our eligible men (and Mark Sanford), marry them and later kill them in their sleep (probably using trained scorpions) in order to conquer America.
Is there a place or website where I can sign up for this program?
Obviously this means that a brown wave of Salma Hayeks will flood our country, seduce our eligible men (and Mark Sanford), marry them and later kill them in their sleep (probably using trained scorpions) in order to conquer America.
Make it a flood of Shakiras and I’m there. Oh, and kill me in my sleep with that ass. Mmmmmmmmm
That’s not the kind of brown wave one usually associates with conservative fearmongering.
Tbogg takes fearmongering to a whole new level.
Can I just do the seduced-by-Salma-Hayek part and not the killed-by-trained-scorpions part? I’d be willing to donate my unused scorpion to a worthy cause. Or maybe send it to La Malkin in a nice fruit basket.
“Or maybe send it to La Malkin in a nice fruit basket.”
You are so considerate. And they say that liberals are haters. Pshaw!
Did I miss the outrage a couple of weeks ago from the Malkinites, or are they totally off their game?
I ask because I flipped on Monday Night Football a couple of weeks ago, and one of the commercials was in Spanish….Then when they went back to the game, a penalty was called, and the Official announced the penalty in spanish.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d81340410&template=without-video&confirm=true
I really thought that would send the right wing nutjobs into a total hissy fit, but “The Limbaugh” being denied a seat at the ultra-rich conservative NFL owners club got way more attention.
To paraphrase the private eye in Pushing Daisies and even though the idea has already been voiced repeatedly:
Obviously this means that a brown wave of Salma Hayeks will flood our country…? Oh, hell yes!
Would they all be dressed in that white leotard, or dress or whatever it is?
Bastard. How can I concentrate on hating MM1 when I am presented with the alluring form of Ms. Hayek? Then, to top it off, IntelVet mentions Dogma which has the hot hot hot Alan Rickman as the Metatron. With no genitalia. That scared me.
OT: Creed revisionism in Slate.
I believe you have your assignment now.
Now we know who’s rilly behind the dissin’ of Jabber the Hut.
Damn, Sra. Hayek is the most beautiful woman in the world. Isn’t she? Gee.
She sure is. That is why, you see, having more of her in this country would be an utter disaster. Except for Tbogg readers, who seem utterly enchanted by the notion–just hold the scorpions, please.
Yes please.
Yep, and in that photo all her parts are covered and it’s still the sexiest photo
of Ms. HayekI’ve ever seen.that or nothing at all
Lovely – just lovely.
One begins to wonder just how much of Ms. Malkin’s conduct is motivated by jealousy.
I think I could stand a scorpion or two if it meant participating in part one of that scheme.
Obviously this means that a brown wave of Salma Hayeks will flood our country, seduce our eligible men (and Mark Sanford), marry them and later kill them in their sleep (probably using trained scorpions) in order to conquer America.
I for one look forward to our curvaceous, sexy, Latina overladies.
In fact, hurry it up already.
This is good news! for all the Malangadangandangs out there!!
This reminds me that I know somebody who knows Ms Hayek. One degree of separation but still so far away….
No doubt MM is warning her faithful wingnut conspiracy theorists not to partake of the Obama Kool-Aid, by opting for this year’s flu virus. (It’s really a mind control drug dontcha know! And have you ever noticed that Obama and OBL are NEVER photographed in the same room together? OBL lived in Africa–and Obama was born in Kenya! Therefore they must be the same person!)