The Chicago White Sox will not be in the playoffs next week even though the President used all of the prestige of his office.

Worst president ever. Really. Just awful.

Famous historian Jonah Goldberg is mad and sad but mostly mad that his favoritest TV show is not providing him with the sweet cocoon of oblivion that he requires in order to forget that he is, afterall: Jonah Goldberg, fat dumbfuck:

Either you are with me, or you are my enemy!” shouted a young Darth Vader in 2005’s Star Wars:

Anyone with the bare minimum requirement of one honest bone in their body knows that Snowbilly Virginia Woolfkiller did not spend the past four months holed up in an igloo of her own furiously typing up her memoirs.

Fenway on the landing and Beckham on a stroll.

Ted Nugent is making sense: