Dueling Douchebags

I know where Alaska is. Therefore I feel well-qualified in saying the following:

I don’t like Sarah Palin because she is an incurious intellectual lightweight. I don’t like her because she is a political grifter who prefers the trappings of power and authority while evading the responsibilities of that authority. I don’t like her because she uses her family (including her child) as campaign props, the hypocritically complains that the media is unfairly dragging them into the political realm. I don’t like the folksy accent she suddenly developed once she became a player on the national stage.

Plus she has the dead-eyed stare of something that used to only be found in a town called Stepford.

So the chief qualification to be president of the US is ebullience?

Exuberance, buoyancy, cheerfulness, cheeriness, merriment, jollity, sunniness, jauntiness, lightheartedness, high spirits, elation, euphoria, jubilation; animation, sparkle, vivacity, enthusiasm, perkiness; informal chirpiness, bounciness, pep?

Hmmm. With the right drugs, that could be just about anyone. Country first! Also.

If anyone tells you fire is light,
Pay no attention.
When two thieves meet they need no introduction:
They recognize each other without question.

- Amban’s comment on the Mu-mon-kan

Also she goes around killing animals for no reason at all, which means she’s a gigantic coward.

Don’t make me watch that. Just tell me: is Rush serious, that she’d
be a good political leader? Or just that she can get votes, and that’s all that matters? Either way it’s deluded, of course, but what else is new?

Chris Wallace asked, “Do you REALLY think she’s qualified to be president?” and Rush said, “Yes,” because she’s “ebullient” and because she provides the only “spark” in the Republican party. “But,” he added, “this isn’t an endorsement.”

Do u pibbels haz any idea how much u scare me?

I watched about 40 seconds of the shit fest and changed to the paint drying channel.

Because it has not been said yet; thank you, Mr Tbogg for watching the vapid chris wallace and that deformed, drug soaked, serial disinforming maggot so I didn’t have to.

It’s a good thing I’m moving to Hawaii. There are roof rats in my pantry. Either that, or deranged Englishman after my tea biscuits.

So let me see if I’ve got this right: the GOP’s “winning strategy” is to abandon any pretense of a “big tent”, throw their support to 3rd-party candidates in preference to their own candidates (NY-23), turn their backs on people of color, and let demagogues like Rush and Beck call the shots?

Yeah, that’ll work brilliantly.

ebullient (comparative more ebullient, superlative most ebullient)
1. boiling, agitated, enthusiastic

There’s a guy in our little town who smells bad and he often stands on the corner and yells at cars. He is definitely ebullient. He’s just as ready to be president as Palin is, also.

Has anyone else noticed that since Rusty got all of his teeth capped his diction is remarkably strained? He needs to take the Suze Orman, “talk through your caps” night school finishing class…

Gawd, how I hate that fat fucker.

TBogg, you have to write a book some day. You crack me the fuck up. And, as always, thank you for shorter, etc., etc., because no way in hell I’m watching that trainwreck no matter how much you pay me. OK, maybe for my own private bailout, but not a penny less.

I know where Alaska is. It’s the place where the federal tax dollars I pay in New Jersey flow to subsidize the oil cartel and the socialist population so they can skim the profits and make sure there is an Arctic Cat in every garage. Since I aware of that, Rush, is it okay if I don’t like her now?

I don’t like her because she is a political grifter

Remember what grifters say, though: there are no innocent victims. Which is not to say that I like her, either, but just remember that the rubes that are shilling out her six-figure speaking fees are doing so because they’re convinced that she’s their secret weapon.

If Rush ever owned an NFL team he’d probably refer to his players as “the field hands.”

I noticed those caps too. I assumed they must have made them from his last pair of enamel white socks. Also, it’s certain that he got his pilonidal cyst removed and healed, or he wouldn’t dare to have worn those new Easter pants. Hair plugs for his chest can’t be too far away and there has to be a liposuction involved at some point. I got the idea that, if he can grow some stubble, he may be the new Don Johnson.