
Michelle Malkin spent the past few weeks orchestrating a group ragegasm against Republican Dede Scozzafava, calling her an ACORN-humping, radical fascist leftist socialist labor-loving baby-killing goombah. Now Malkin is snorting (because that’s how Malkin communicates along with guttural clicks and squeals) because Scozzafava seems a bit resentful about the way she has been treated by the right side of the aisle:
Hey, how did that six-figure RNC donation to the NRCC plus $85,000 to the New York GOP plus nearly half-million-dollar investment in advertising and other independent expenditures on behalf of radical leftist Dede Scozzafava work out?
She repaid the GOP by endorsing Democrat candidate Bill Owens. Some gratitude, eh?
Did Malkin really think that Scozzafava was going be all “He hit and it felt like a kiss”? Jesus Christ, Scozzafava is Italian. Malkin will be lucky if she doesn’t wake up with a horses head in her bed. A horse’s head, I should note, completely unrelated to the horse’s ass that Malkin’s husband Jesse wakes up to every morning.
Michelle Malkin really seems to have no concept of either karma or revenge. Some day she is going to be the most surprised person in the room when her kids go all Menendez brothers on her ass.



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Ouch! That’s going to leave a mark. Michelle just doesn’t realize that not everyone is a sub.
it’s like Malkin has no idea what words mean or how concepts can apply to things in ways which do not support her point of view.
fucking retard.
Apparently to Malkin loyalty is one-way – we can call you vile names, slime you across the internet, and refuse to back your candidacy to chase the wingnut flavor-of-the-month.
But you turn your back on us and you’re an ingrate.
Family meetings must be fun at the Malkin home.
The GOP has been crapping all over the middle and working class for years, yet the wingnut base still dedicates their lives to them (despite what is in their own self-interest), so maybe Malkin just thinks that is how it works. If your spouse beats you, just try harder to please.
I am glad to see Scozzafava not reward those that ruined her career. That is how sane people react.
What will annoy me though is all the victory trumpeting they’ll do if the GOP wins. The dems haven’t won that district in 140 years so its not really that impressive. On the plus side, maybe it’ll inspire them to run this tactic all across the country. That will be a great thing for Democrats.
TBogg, your last paragraph made me snort my coffee out my nose.
At least I was able to aim away from the laptop.
Thanks for a great start to the day, I’m going to laugh all day at that.
Of course, according to your buddy Ross:
Let’s hear it for the
BigPup Tent!!!!Oh, but the same people who are cheering for Hoffman are attacking Daggett. Rick Santorum had a piece on NRO over the weekend allowing as how the shining example of the Hoffman insurgency taking out the unpopular major party candidate showed that Daggett should drop out and leave Christie alone, Palin used one of her precious tweets to call him a liar and tell him to drop out (despite Christie publicly telling her to stay away, because nobody in Jersey gives a shit about her), and Giuliani, who Christie tried to keep isolated to the shore region, is trying to start a public feud with Daggett in the press.
Which is kind of awesome, because there’s nothing the lace-curtain burghers of north Jersey love more than vulgar people from out of state telling them what to do.
Mrs (former) Governor Sarah P, vulgar? Oh, noes.
Ruh Roh flame war coming.
Not only is MM1 ugly, venal, and completely amoral, she’s completely stupid to boot. I long to kick her flat ass until she can no longer sit down.
Let me see if I follow. Republicans in the Northeast are becoming an extinct species, and can basically fit in one rowboat with a hole in the bottom, water pouring through. Michelle and her band of Merry Stupids drill another hole in the bottom of the boat to let the water out. Godspeed to the bottom, Cap’n Anchor Baby!
“Jesus Christ, Scozzafava is Italian.”
Oh, right, you’re from Cali, aren’t you? Dude, everyone in central NY politics is Italian. You’d be hard-pressed to find a campaign sign around here that doesn’t have a name ending in a vowel.
Malkin is a moron. We know this. She believe that everybody should believe what she believes. It’s like that old line from the TV show M*A*S*H — Frank Burns said, “it’s okay to be different just as long as we all do it the same.” That’s the Republican Party in a nutshell.
Some day she is going to be the most surprised person in the room when her kids go all Menendez brothers on her ass.
Nahhh. She’s probably one of those fascists who’s nice to her own kids. Didn’t you see Pan’s Labyrinth?
The spin after the election will be wonderful. If Hoffman wins, it will be the template for the razing of the GOP. If he loses it will be too. I love the lose/lose position of the Party.
If MichMalk would like to direct her ragegasms toward that noted radical leftist Mark “Not The Captain” Kirk, then by all means let her! Maybe she can try to orchestrate a write-in campaign for Alan Keyes in Illinois. We miss the crazy man and his crazy ways, at least on slow news days.
The little brown Asian racist’s gonna flip (not just jump up and down and wave pom-poms)when Dierdre bolts to the Dems. Word is she’s been talking to both Silver (Assembly speaker) and Cuomo (next Gov).
Well, I have no idea whether Scozzafava hails from Sicilian roots, but if so, Malkin’s second cousin’s best friend’s barber is going to have to be looking over their shoulder from now on.
Horse heads are for friendly warnings.
Something that gets lost in all this tea-bagging kerfuffle…
Thanks to Hoffman, an actual Republican WILL NOT win New York’s 23rd District for the first time since 1854 – since there was a GOP party to vote for.
It will be centrist Dem vs. carpetbagger (mostly funded by outside groups) up here on Tuesday. It’ll be fun being an election inspector tomorrow.
I’m usually not a huge Rahm fan, but the McHugh appointment has been chock full o’ win.
http://www.last.fm/music/Saint+Etienne/_/She's+the+One
“when her kids go all Menendez brothers on her ass”
Subliminally sublime.