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Evil Japanese Empress Nancy Pelosi is forcing hard-working and intermittently loyal American Congressmen to crash their careers on the deck of the USS U-S-A! so that she can give free health care to her disease-ridden communist constituents:
Compared to Nancy Pelosi, former House Majority Leader Tom “The Hammer” DeLay was a pussycat. Speaker Pelosi means to force doubtful Dems to vote for the health care nationalization bill this week or next. But her tactic is anti-historical: she doesn’t remember that in World War Two, Japanese kamikaze pilots were all volunteers.
Pelosi is ordering her fearful members to vote for the Obama-cum-Pelosi healthcare “reform” bill that has voters up in arms all over the country. House Blue Dog “moderates” are already caught in a crossfire between their constituents and their leadership. The Tea Partyers have been heard, and they are watching carefully.
And the twenty-five Democrats whose seats we believe are up for grabs in 2010 — some not in the Blue Dog caucus — may not be willing to be the political equivalent of a suicide bomber just to avoid the anger of the hyperliberal Pelosi.
This is bad news for any Congressman whose district is entirely populated by health care CEO’s and lobbyists so now we must intern the crafty Asiatic temptress Nancy Pelosi.
That will make Michelle Malkin happy.
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Wow. That’s another instant classic.
The McCarthyist rhetoric and ridiculous analogies are bad enough, but it’s incoherent and delusional on top of that.
Look on my teabagging, ye mighty, and despair.
Yes. Because wanting a public option that includes the opt-out is uber-liberal, as we all know. Oh, and that evil, seductive, dragon lady, Nancy Pelosi! In the end, she will eat all yur bebes!
I can’t get over the level of irrational stupidity and delusional hallucinating on display here. My snark is not strong enough to counter teh stoopid.
Right, kamikaze pilots were volunteers like teabaggers are volunteers: jingoistic, nationalistic to the point of hysteria, believing in their leaders’ immortality and infallibility, and completely acting contrary to their own self-interest.
Off topic, but today I heard Dennis Praeger talking to a black caller about racism, and afterwards he mused that “maybe we should get one of those little webcams and attach it to a black person and follow them around, just to see if what they say is really true about racism.” Quelle tool…
If we can insert the “black-man-with-webcam” inside a teabagger rally carrying a pro-Obama sign, I’m sure that ol’ story about racism in America would be just shot full of holes.
Hmm… maybe not quite the analogy I’m looking for.
“the political equivalent of a suicide bomber” — didn’t his doctor warn him against overdosing on hyperbolic steroids? For fuck’s sake, the only people dying in this whole scenario are the poor schmucks without health care — and last time I checked, they weren’t exactly volunteers…
Until someone over at wingnut-dot-com considers the merits of caring more for the average American and less for the CEOs of those poor HMOs, their over-the-top “health care reform — the end of the world as we know it” rhetoric is going to ring pretty hollow, especially given how lame the final reform is going to be.
But of course, these were the same people who six months ago were completely convinced that the scary islamofascist Nubian was going to have them all converted to the Church of Kenyan Hip Hop by summer…
The fact that these clowns never heard of – much less read – _Black Like Me_ makes me want to tear out my hair. A completely solipsistic existence. Awful.
That’s awesome. Dennis Praeger wants to radio tag black people! Just like those nature documentaries!
Uh, even if this seemed necessary at all, not as though racism is apparent just by looking or anything, has it occurred to him that maybe it’s the sort of thing a black person could decide to do on his or her own, rather than, uh, being used as some kind of critter cam experiment by a bunch of white guys?
Dennis, you actually think dehumanizing an entire group of people based on their skin color proves there’s no racism anymore? WTF?
Gotta “love” the “random” scare “quotes.”
Who are the Japanese attacking in that graphic? The Scots?
Who are the Japanese attacking in that graphic? The Scots?
Yes,alternate universe-wise. Liking the color scheme (needs pinku) they went after the Swedes next. The Japanese won that war; And now, on alternate earth, control everything north of the 45th parallel.
Hello Kitty is huge everywhere; and TV programming all looks like that ad that drove River into a Berserker mode.
McCain’s former “health care policy advisor” seems to have some problems: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/01/AR2009110102121.html
poor feller has a pre-existing condition and Cobra’s running out and he’s unemployed and……..
I is cornfused with this TeaPartier vs TeaBagger terminology. Is there any difference between the TPers and the TBers?
I think they should have chosen a different metaphor.
“has voters up in arms all over the country” is literally true (at least two voters as scattered (and scatterbrained) as voters can be).
It is not wise to brag about this.
After the country sniggered at them for labeling themselves TeaBaggers, they tried to rebrand as TeaPartiers. Unfortunately for them, TeaBaggers is way too fucking funny to let it just disappear from the mocking-the-right lexicon.
McCain’s former “health care policy advisor” seems to STILL believe that McCain’s plan (tax credits) would allow him (an unemployed loser) to buy insurance on the private market. He’s delusional. This could be yet another pre-existing condition.