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The Lovely & Talented Casey just called me from that crazy tropical Catholic college she attends to tell me that the Dean of Students emailed her to say that she needs to speak to the L&T about a “judicial matter”. I advised Casey to immediately interrupt the Dean at the start of the meeting and ask, “Is this about all of the bloody clothing… because I can explain.”
I’m like the best dad ever.
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Make sure she hums “The Star-Spangled Banner” at some point, too.
Uh oh. Double Secret Probation.
From RedState:
“A judicial matter”?
I really didn’t expect the nomination to come until after Casey graduated.
Lovely, talented and bloody is no way to go through life…
I can’t wait until the pic of you in the Jim Anderson cardigan joins the pantheon at the top of this blog.
Probably because of that zoo sorority she belongs to. Make sure she stays away from the homecoming parade.
“Listen, Dean, I had nothing to do with that dead hooker in your office!”
“wait, what?”
Be careful, L&TC! In “judicial matters,” nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
The Dean probably wants to ask her about all the people for whom she holds beer.
That crusty, bitter old dean!
Just another example of those damn activist deans!
As long as he doesn’t start shouting all the names of the states, she should be OK.
You are the best dad, ever. Heh.
“Why does yer Pops cuss so much on teh Internets, young lady? It’s destroying our reputation out here in the Pacific Islands!”
Remind the dean that most hard-core wingnut Catholics with Stepford personalities didn’t even know the Church had a university in Hawai’i until they started lurking here to find new and exciting issues to b*tch about.
When a civilian kicks somebody’s ass, it’s no big deal. When a soccer player kicks somebody’s ass, there’s paperwork, judicial notice, and people laughing at the victim’s funny walk.
Thankfully, the “judicial matter” does not actually involve the L&T Casey, merely something she may have witnessed. Rowdy, allegedly inebriated Chaminade fans acting like hooligans at a men’s soccer match were ejected for said behavior and as several members of the women’s team were in the stands watching the match, they are being summoned. Seemingly God does not take kindly to hooligans….not even in paradise.
Clearly, we are talking about the God of the New Testament, the loving and caring God, as the God of the Old Testament (Vengefull and Rathfull) is on the side of the hooligans.
As an aside, when one is called in on a “judicial matter”, one would well served by inquiring if anything said may be used against one in a court of law, or, if one was being detained, or free to go. Just sayin’
L&T MUST be FREE! to be who she must be. Verily. Also.
Witnesses? They don’t need no stinkin’ witnesses to eject people! I went to law school at a Catholic university. Despite being fully accredited by the ABA–which has this “thing” about the conflation of Church and State–and a separate 503(c) organization, the Diocese made it quite clear that since the law school was on their [effin'] property they could put a cross above the door in each classroom. The allegedly liberal professorial class that taught there never said a word.