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Republican King Maker Erick Ericksonoferickerickson reports (with pictures) that one of imminent Emperor of the World Doug Hoffman’s loyal subjects was violently assaulted with a sharp pointy thing in a poll station parking lot.
Scozzafava MafiACORN thugs , no doubt!
On his third trip to the polls, a Hoffman supporter and poll watcher had his tires slashed this afternoon —as you can see he had a hoffman sign in his back window.
A police report has been filed.
Hey, Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.
Oh, wait.
[updated:] Local police are not willing to confirm it was a tire slashing and say it could be that the poll watcher ran over a bottle.
Later we will hear that the poll watcher had an “O” (for Obama or maybe Owens) carved into his face …with glass from A BROKEN BOTTLE !!1!!!!
Developing… as they say.
(Updated) New President Hoffman claims it is true!
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A backwards O, no doubt.
This is obviously good news for McCain!
BORED NOW! Let me know when the
Galters,TeaBaggers,TeaPartiers, punk-ass whiny bitchez do something of importance. ‘Til then, Erick, the son of Erick and his band of mewling, puling corpuscles can STFU.Don’t get trampled in the race to be a victim.
At least drive safely. Avoid shiney objects.
Oh Oh Oh wait there is a post on Sarah’s Facebook.
Never mind
I wouldn’t put it past one of those whiny bastiges to have run over a bottle, then slashed their tires themselves just to be able to cry “Victim!” and file an insurance claim.
Erick Erickson: The race has now been called for Democrat Bill Owens. This is a huge win for conservatives.
I am not making this shit up (CAUTION LINK GOES TO REDSTATE.COM)
“Down by the seashore, down by the sea
Johnny broke a bottle and he blamed it on me
I told Ma, and Ma told Pa,
And Johnny got a lickin’, so ha-ha-ha!
How many lickin’s did Johnny get?
One, two, three…”
Jump rope chant, southern California, mid-1960s
Easily modified to, “Upstate New York, NY-23…”
So they really are planning on getting their dude in there to spoil it for Charlie Crist, huh? Hey I have no problem if they want to ruin a popular politician’s chances and hand the senate senate seat to our side, I just didn’t realize that not only is Bible Spice our saboteur, but now Erick the jackass is too.