Hey, give the guy a break. A few days ago he was an unemployed loser running for public office. Now that the election is over, well, he’s just an unemployed loser again. Must suck to be you, Josh, and it shows.

Yep, he’s certainly got what it takes to be an elected official. Some blog correctly notes that he got trounced, and he completely loses his shit over it. Yesiree, he’s definitely got the thick skin required to run for office.

I will give him this, though–his reply to Mister Nice Blog was more writing than his brother normally does in a week.

At least I got off my but and did something

And we know how heavy his “but” is.

Ahem. Somebody asked him to run? Really?

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he’s so pitiful.

Since Joshie-Joshie has a little time on his hands now maybe he can use a distraction…

Click on the ball to make it change colour!

(I actually got it to work once…)

Then, if all the golden-Goldbergs take up the challenge… we’ll get to sleep at night.

Josh spells it like that because Jonah, who was always mommy’s favorite, got the extra “t” from Josh’s butt. Mom always like Jonah best, eh, Josh?

I’m suspicious. The pic of Joshua looks like Jonah wearing a Dwight Schrute costume. I smell shenanigans of the Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines variety.

Joshua is just jealous because he didn’t get a cum-stained dress of his own. Damn you, Jonah! Mom always did like you best!

“Jonah wearing a Dwight Schrute costume” will be an image that burns my retinas in my sleep for weeks to come. Thanks.

It always amuses me when people use exclamation marks and question marks together.

In all fairness, he did do better than R candidates normally do in his position, so ‘TROUNCED?’ makes a small amount of sense, although 20% of the vote isn’t exactly made of win.

Of course, ‘TROUNCED!’ is actually true, although not what he was intending to say, I’m sure.

But the phrase ‘This is a site for pathetic, sophomoric losers!!!’ is a phrase I intend to use on every site I visit for decades to come.

But the phrase ‘This is a site for pathetic, sophomoric losers!!!’ is a phrase I intend to use on every site I visit for decades to come.

…because I come here all the time. So I know!

?? Your strange, non-Caveman language confuses me. I think your argument reaches the level of “I know you are, what does that make me?” Please, run along, troll…

As I wrote over there, campaigning, sock puppetry and trolling has never before been done in such detail or with such care.

I tell you, never have I been so glad to be a low-profile mom. If my two sons still at home came to me for a job, I’d have them do the dishes. They know better than that… better than the Pantloads!

Wow, so Lucianne turns out to have been a lousy mother, raising two sons who are neither smart nor honest. Huh, who could possibly have predicted THAT!?

goddammit.