Fucking brilliant.

“Socialize your nazisim”

Perhaps the “doctors” or “medical professionals” can attach leeches to Beck to suck out the “bad” blood. Paging Theodoric of York! Stat!

This was just awesome.

And if you think Stewart was overdoing it at all, watch some of this.

And Stewart belittles his acting abilities…He’s brilliant. (And then Al Gore’s performance stole The Colbert Report right out from under Stephen’s nose…it was a good night for satire.)

I don’t think it’s a concidence that Glenn Beck started experiencing rectal and other internal problems and Jesse Malkin disappeared from public view.

I’m not afraid to say it. I think Jesse crawled up Glenn Beck’s ass to escape from Michelle and the iron cage in the basement.

Don’t at least SOME of those nurses taking care of Beck belong to SEIU? Bet he doesn’t revile them when he’s begging for more pain meds…

OMG, I’m good about holding in laughter in the office, but at the 7:00 mark I lost it. This is freaking hilarious, and I hope Glenn Beck sees it!

I loves me some Jon Stewart; that was comedic genius!

A friend sent this to me, and I lost it. He’s just brilliant, and I’ve never watched Beck (of course I’ve seen clips). I bow to Jon Stewart, the master of telling the truth through humor.

I’ve never watched Beck (of course I’ve seen clips)

This is the only [very minor] criticism I would have: if one is not familiar with Beck, it’s hard to apprecaite the completeness of Jon’s satire.

I fear for Glenn Beck’s Digestive Tract!

Best. Satire. EVAR!

Stewart and the rest of the cast and writers have been on fire this season, but this seems like the pinnacle. Stewart is the Swift of late night comedy.

The piece was brilliant, but the reality is too perfect. Apparently Beck is such a giant asshole that his digestive tract is confused.

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk?

The only way it could have been more perfect is if Stewart had done the crazy eye closeup thing.

The hand to the lip thing is spot on.

those of you who don’t regularly sneak in to your kids stash and enjoy the cartoon that is Beck, have no effing idea how great this is

I surrender Jon !

It might be all over the Internets but I’m still glad you posted it here because I can actually watch this video.

Even more brilliant when you think of the short lead time. Beck went in the hospital not more than 24 hours before and TDS wrote it with Stewart not having a hell of a lot of time to work on his delivery. Jon doesn’t usually do lengthy “bits” so I was impressed as all get out while I was watching it. Tina Fey won an Emmy for her Sarah Palin; Jon Stewart ought to get one for his Glenn Beck.

Jon Stewart is the sexiest comedian on the planet.

Except for the manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel, who hasn’t quit his day job.

I want all of you to share my outrage. I had to take Arthur J. GWPDA over to the boarding kennel two days ago, while my house was being de-ratted. When I brought him home, to meet his veterinary so as to get his bloodwork done, the veterinary discovered that a ‘rabies loop’ had been used on the doggie with the 52″ neck. His throat was bruised and chafed, raw – and the kennel had never told me that they had done it. BAD PIBBELS!
I throw this in after reading about St. Satchmo: ‘that the fur around his neck was so soft that we nicknamed him “The Velveteen Basset”. It made you just want to bury your face in his neck and stay there forever…’ Why would a kennel hurt their customers like that?

Raise hell with the kennel, stat! They’ve got some explaining to do…

Yeah, I’m with SoaS on this, Dr. Jane.

Beyond that, from reading your comments about Arthur over the years, I get the feeling that he is a bit skittish at times, even when he’s home with you in his accustomed environment. Do you have sufficient choices in kennels in your area to find folks who are good with doggies having personalities like Arthur’s?

Just fucking brilliant.

Hate to say it, but you’re right, TBogg. I luuuuuurrve yr stuff — but this is nothing short of genius.

Learned a lot since ‘Death to Smoochy’ – hain’t he?