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Bitter unemployed Alaskan author-once-removed Sarah Palin is very very disappointed that that old man-smelling guy would not let her stand on his still warm body while she started her campaign to be Queen of the World in 2012:
Palin laments that she wasn’t allowed to bring up loads of family members to the stage while McCain gave his election night concession speech, the vice presidential candidate having found out minutes earlier that she wouldn’t be permitted to give her own speech.
We all know how well those “put on a happy face you big fucking loser” graceful concession appearances pan out.
That would be Sarah front and center holding her prop baby Trig and telling God: “I don’t want to go back to Alaska.”
Also. Anyone who can get me a copy of Going Rogue signed by the real live Sarah Palin and made out to TBogg could be looking at some big bucks. I’ll throw in some extra cash if you get her to put “Bible Spice” in quotes under her name.
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Apropos nothing and almost but not entirely not on topic:
that’s some funny shit right there
Popcorn, please.
I am working on that as we speak. Or type.
Wolverines!
I’d go further. I’d ask her to plant her lipsticked lips in a kiss formation right below “for TBogg”. I mean, how awesome would that be? She’d probably do it, too.
For memories that last a lifetime…until the years of therapy finally take effect.
The memory that will last a lifetime for me is this.
Whoever made that is a goddam genius.
If you wait long enough, RedState et al will be selling signed copies of the book for not that much money. Also too, when Fox hires CaribouBarbie for a tawkshow, she’ll be doing the same thing.
I hear that she dots the i in “Palin” with a heart.
Over at Balloon-Juice, an intrepid autograph seeker learned:
“Looks like I won’t be going rogue
by DougJ
I had a friend check out what was going on with my local Sarahpalooza book signing [at the Borders in Rochester, NY]. Here’s what he said:
I talked to one of the clerks and she said they’ve been getting calls non-stop since it was announced, from places as far away as Oregon and Yonkers. One of the other clerks was on the phone fielding Palin questions as I spoke to this one.
The appearance is at 6 PM. She’s not doing anything but signing books for 3 hours—no remarks. They’re handing out 1000 wristbands at 9 AM. Each is good for one “family”—two adults and their kids—to have a maximum of two books signed. The clerk expected that all the wristbands would be gone at 9, considering the volume of calls they’re getting.
Sounds like a pain in the ass hassle to get an autograph…”
And last I checked, last night, all of the eBay dealers of signed copies of “Going Rogue” on eBay are selling them flat-signed, that is, no inscription. Average price: $75.
The nearest appearances by $P to me are in Roanoke, and outside of Pittsburgh–both at least six-hour trips. Dang.
That’s my favorite photo ever.
Last I heard, Ricky Santorum was “exploring” the possibility of running for the Preznitcy. Bible Spice needs to watch her right-wing flank. Ricky can match and surpass her batshit crazy any day of the week.
T-
You’ve really screwed the pooch making the announcement public, but like a Special Ops team member with a Vicodin deferment, I’m going all in.
You should have more faith in the TBoggian Army.
It may cost me, or you, but I am taking you up on the challenge.
If I fail, you can always get the L&TC to teach you that ponytail move.
That’ll get her writing!