Shorter John Hinderaker:

I have no faith in the system of which I am a licensed member.

Shorter Michelle Malkin:

[blood shooting from her eyes] Shriek! Shriek!!!!!! Shrrrreeeeeiiiiik!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally I hope that they put Khalid Sheik Mohammed under house arrest next door to Michelle Malkin. That way he can yell “booga booga!” every time she tries to peek through his windows to check out his marble countertops.

Good fun.