15-09.Nov16.Cover.smallShorter Matthew Continetti:

As the Kristol-appointed publicist and project manager for the roll-out of Sarah v 2.0 I will watch with great interest Sarah’s appearance on that colored lady’s show and you should too because it is all of a piece with my Wall Street Journal article, my cover story in The Weekly Standard, and my book which is currently available at  fine retailers everywhere.

This should do for my career what the  it did for Stephen Hayes who was the Weekly Standard project manager on the Iraq war; otherwise it’s back to giving out complimentary rimjobs in the Weekly Standard booth at CPAC.