Matthew Continetti will continue to stalk you until you promise to love Sarah Palin long time, Joe.

thecowardcontinettiBill Kristol’s cabana boy, Matthew Continetti, is all over the place this week strewing rose petals before the mukluks of the Alaska almost-writer lady. Besides his regular gig at the non-profit Weekly Standard, Continetti has been popping up like a whack-a-mole at the Wall Street Journal, CNN, and now the Washington Post’s Book World.

Continetti begins his Palin tongue bath review in an amusing way:

Like a lot of people, as soon as I got my copy of Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue,” I immediately thought of the German literary critic Hans Robert Jauss.

He really wrote that. For reals.

Surprisingly, Continetti didn’t start off his latest paen to Palin with:

It must be very strange to be President Bush Sarah Palin. A (wo)man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, (s)he can’t get anyone to notice. (S)He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his her time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile. Also. Too.

Oh wait. That would have been Ben Domenech.

I get these juice box pundits mixed up all of the time.

Matthew Continetti will continue to stalk you until you promise to love Sarah Palin long time, Joe.

thecowardcontinettiBill Kristol’s cabana boy, Matthew Continetti, is all over the place this week strewing rose petals before the mukluks of the Alaska almost-writer lady.¬† Besides his regular gig at the non-profit Weekly Standard, Continetti has been popping up like a whack-a-mole¬† at the Wall Street Journal, CNN, and now the Washington Post’s Book World.

Continetti begins his Palin tongue bath review in an amusing way:

Like a lot of people, as soon as I got my copy of Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue,” I immediately thought of the German literary critic Hans Robert Jauss.

He really wrote that. For reals.

Surprisingly, Continetti didn’t start off his latest paen to Palin with:

It must be very strange to be President Bush Sarah Palin. A (wo)man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, (s)he can’t get anyone to notice. (S)He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his her time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile. Also. Too.

Oh wait. That would have been Ben Domenech.

I get these juice box pundits mixed up all of the time.