First off, with regard to the awful terrible awful (again) Sarah Palin sexytime Newsweek cover… what Lindsay said.
Predictably, Palin complained that Newsweek’s use of the image was sexist. Yes, the image was plucked from its original context. The whole point was that the picture was appalling it its original context. Newsweek is holding this picture up to the world and asking: Who does this?
The bottom line is that Palin’s a clown. She doesn’t get a pass because her chosen clown persona is stereotypically feminine.She caricatures herself. Day in and day out. Good for Newsweek for pointing and laughing.
Back when the original Runner’s World photos came out the one thing I noticed was the dearth of pictures of Sarah Palin actually running. For someone who spent the RW interview extolling the virtues of running
I feel so crappy if I go more than a few days without running. I have to run. No matter how rotten I feel before or during a run, it’s always worth it to me afterwards. Sweat is my sanity. A great frustration I had during the campaign was when the McCain staff wouldn’t carve out time for me to go for a run. The days never went as well if I couldn’t get out there and sweat.
…there is a distinct lack of action photography. No sweat. No blotchy skin. No visual evidence of a endorphin epiphany. What there is, besides the all-important reminder that she is the mother of BABY TRIG, GOD’S VERY OWN SPECIAL ANGEL YES HE IS – YES HE IS!, is a series of modelish poses of the type you might find accompanying a “Run for Your Life!” article in Marie Claire. Don’t believe me? Try this. Or this. Or this.
The photo on the Newsweek cover is instructive. Bare legs with no warm-up pants (sexy!). Shot in her office (executive!). American flag (patriotic!). Blackberry in hand (connected!). Blue Star flag (patriotic again!). Normally upswept hair now down and pulled forward, looking suspiciously like girlish pigtails ( young! vital!). The point being that Sarah Palin can’t control her inner beauty pageant contestant.
Let’s flip it back to Lindsay:
Newsweek’s question is why she’s bad for the GOP. The answer is that she’s dragging down her party because it’s impossible for adults to take her seriously. Not because she’s beautiful or maternal or fit, but rather because she has no decorum, no dignity, and no common sense. I mean look at her, she’s working the goofy MILF persona like that’s a perfectly normal thing for a governor with presidential aspirations to be doing.
If Sarah Palin wants to be accepted as a Very Serious Person with Very Serious Positions, she needs to have the good judgment to not turn into Suzy Cheesecake every time a camera is around.



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The image is more accurately described as “grand-MILF.”
Message to G.O.P: you’re gonna need a bigger
boattent.Are you sure those legs are bare? Looks to me lime that sheer spandex stuff. Which, of course, is sexier.
Not to mention that the Holy Sacred Flag is not to be draped on anything. Or used as clothing.
Title 4 U. S. Code, Section 8:
Ready for Dogfart’s repububliKKKan MILF Gold Permafrost Buttblasters V Gold Shoot? Memba Disdaina Vagino in Desert Camo Gangbang Buttblaster IV?
http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/1207/perino.jpg
This’ll be better – has pantyhose.
Shelf’s getting full: Carrie Prejean’s Love Button KKKlassics and Vivid’s Minnesota Pearl Necklace Milf III with Michelle Bachmann.
If she’s not doing the Suzy Cheezcake thing, how will Rich Lowry ever shoot stars around his living room? I’ll bet he won’t even be able to sit up straighter.
ICanHazCheezCake? Nom Nom Noooooooooooooo!
“Sarah Palin” and “good judgement” in the same sentence? Shame on you, Mr. Tbogg, you should know better.
Also too, not that I was searching, but is that a cameltoe in the first RW photo? Ack!
TBogg and Lindsay hit the nail on the head (as usual). Sarah is only going to do what furthers Sarahs agenda, and fuck everybody else.
Also a comment on the shiny leg thing: I also wondered why they looked like that. Back in the day (oh so long ago) I knew a couple of women who got that sheen to their legs especially after they shaved and lotioned and all that other girly stuff to get them nice and smooth. I assume this is the deal with Sarahs legs, as from the Newsweek cover, I don’t see any spandex or anything.
Like a lot of people, as soon as I got my copy of Newsweek with Sarah Palin’s picture on the cover I immediately thought of the German literary critic Hans Robert Fap.
Bare. That’s what the tanning bed is for.
A friend once theorized that your emotional development stops at whatever age that you become professionally successful. Cf. Palin, for whom all of life will forever be a beauty pageant: Look good, hit your mark, and SAY WHAT EVERYONE EXPECTS YOU TO SAY. Answering questions is a mere formality that no one takes seriously.
What strikes me is how similar it is to this fake, which was cited at the time as how the blogosphere was so sexist and unfair to Sarah, before she decided to do her own version of it with the accompanying patriotic frippery. Expect her to pose for Northern GILF in a Stars-n-Stripes bathing suit with a hunting rifle before the 2012 election season, followed by endless whinging about how no one takes her seriously.
Pantyhose. Hides flaws in aging legs. If it were the tanning bed, the color of her legs would match her arms and face.
I know little about Ms. Palin as I am not as obsessed with her as others seem to be. Why the obsession? Are you afraid of her? Why do you think you must destroy this lady?
One thing I am sure of, the people who like to take digs at her child, Trig Palin, are indeed very nasty people.
A Downs child is “God’s Special Angel.” Yes they are!!!!!!!! Have you ever cared for such a child? Do you know one? Do you know how loving an sweet they are because love is all they can give.
Shame on you! And shame on all those who dare to make snide remarks about Trig or her other children to hurt Ms. Palin.
I do not know what has happened to a country that tries to destroy someone they do not know.
Tell it to the Obamas.
msmary: No one’s taking digs at Trig, or at any of Sarah’s kids. In a way, we’re defending them.
Children–with or without Down’s syndrome–should not be used as political or photographic props. The point is to make fun of the woman so obviously using her kid to get ahead, not the child being used. (Please explain it to your friends & fellow bloggers–le.gal i, I’m guessing.)
Why the obsession? Are you afraid of her? Why do you think you must destroy this lady?
Relax guys, I’ll take this one.
It’s not obsession, exactly, it’s more like not wanting to miss the next episode of an incredibly hilarious sit-com that some clueless cable subscribers are taking as serious drama. It’s like being in on a secret they don’t know, and enjoying plentiful yuks every time the plot twists. Irresistable.
Are you afraid of her?
Uh, no. People are not afraid of people they’re LAUGHING at. I do worry about her followers sometimes, but not her. She’s goin’ for the gold, and she’s going to make a heap of it off the poor saps who believe she’s nothing but an absurd little coquette, playacting at various roles, lying through her teeth about anything and everything, sliding by on her sex appeal and running non-stop cons. I bet a lot of her followers are going to be mightily disappointed when she drops out of the presidential race before the first primary. Sarah Palin is far too lazy to seriously run for president, and actually there’s not all that much money in it until AFTER you’ve actually served.
Why do you think you must destroy this lady?
We don’t. We fully expect her to destroy herself.
I don’t just have popcorn, I’m dippin’ into the Crackerjacks.
Ooops.
the poor saps who believe she’s nothing but an absurd little coquette
Who DON’T believe, etc.
I apologize for being late to the party. Once again, TBogg, you have nailed it. Ironically this very scenario has already been parodied by Lisa Kudrow in her too short-lived HBO series The Comeback. I wish I could’ve found a more detailed synopsis, but these will have to do unless someone has the DVD:
With Juna getting all the hype and magazine covers, Valerie enlists a new publicist, Billy Stanton, to land her a cover. Billy scores a shoot for “Be Yoga”, forcing Valerie to remodel her fitness room and take a yoga crash course.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0544646/
http://www.hbo.com/comeback/episode/season1/episode10.html
Valerie redecorates her fitness room and takes a crash course in yoga when she lands the cover of Be Yoga magazine. Billy Stanton: Dan Bucatinsky. David Steinberg directed.
http://www.tvguide.com/detail/tv-show.aspx?tvobjectid=191816&more=ucepisodelist&episodeid=4710015
The girl can’t help it.
Shorter Newsweek cover: Is she runnin’ or is she posin’?
All of them.