Michelle Malkin is personally affronted that Newsweek dressed up a Sarah Palin doll in a slutty Catholic schoolgirl costume because that is very embarrassing thing for the real Sarah Palin…. and Michelle Malkin should know.


As the below video demonstrates, it is entirely possible that the Sarah Palin plastic articulated action-figure is capable of jumping higher than the putatively warm-blooded occasionally articulate live action-figure of Michelle Malkin.
For the record: I always lose it when Michelle “makes” an “E”. It never gets old. Never.



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My day. Has just been made.
Thank you.
With that action figure, the way is now clear for a budding stop-motion animator to make *all kinds* of Palin videos.
So yeah, Michelle should definitely see this as a threat. It’s time for her to release her own action figure, perhaps with the ever popular Wingnut Cheerleader outfit, and the Countertop-Counter-Intelligence outfit. But Michell should insist that the toymaker only use easily-washable components, because everyone knows that this _type_ of action figure tends to collect embarrassing stains.
Just ask Rich Lowry. He knows.
Many women never get over not making the cheerleading squad. We can see why Michelle never did. Classic!
Michelle seems more like the Pez dispensor type. Push her head back and you get a piece of rage flavored candy.
For me, the best part is after she spells LOSER and she is on her knees all submissive-like. And not running her mouth.
Sarah is a gorgeous woman and Todd is very lucky. Michelle Malkin is beautiful too…
Put down the penis and step away from the computer.
Like a lot of people, as soon as I got my copy of Sarah Palin’s “Going Rouge” and watched this video, I immediately thought of thought of Duessa in The Faerie Queen. Gets me off super double quick.
Signed,
Matthew Incontinenti
Had I not clicked the link to Malkin’s rant I would have missed the comments from the Malkinoids. That would be bad because I wouldn’t have realized how frightened of Palin I am. She’s the wingnut version of Ross Perot: a blank slate on which to write their aspirations for revenge on liberals everywhere and the rule of America by people just like them. Because they are living in a make-believe world they miss the facts that there aren’t any liberals left in government and that we barely survived our recent experience of governance by people just like them.
I think Michelle is feeling neglected these days as Palin, Bachmann, and Prejean are stealing her schtick and getting all the attention.
Sarah looks kind of Borgish. Is that action figure a faithful copy of her actual body?
Except Borgs don’t smile.
IIRC, it’s a modification of a pre-existing doll that popped up during the general election campaign as sort of a quickie exploitation tie-in. Perfectly appropriate for Newsweek to use it in the same context as the cover shot–how Palin exploits her sex appeal while at the exact same time bitching about being exploited–but, of course, Malkin doesn’t get (or pretends not to get) the context.
??? Before he’s flagged Coulter, Ingraham, or Liz Cheney???
A couple of years ago, my wing-nut brother gave me a Ann Coulter Talking Action Doll for my b’day. http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml
My sister and I fixed it up so that it looked tarred and feathered, put black tape across the mouth, and and hung it at the end of a noose from my Mom’s chandelier. It hung there for about a week before bro visited Mom and discovered it. He thought it was funny, but he rescued Ann, cleaned her up, and took it home and displays it in the original box on his bar. He said if I wasn’t going to show it the respect that it deserved…. I thought I did.
TBogg, I decided long ago that I was not gonna suffer through that Malkin cheerleading video again, no matter how many times you slap it up there. And I mean it!
That “S” is pretty special, too.
So, does MM place in the cheerleading division of the Special Olympics? Will Sarah be pissed Off???
mmmmm, rage. I like to cook with rage during the holidays….
which penis? the malkin action figure’s or the palin action figure’s? or has stubbornestgeezer* been smuggling in that cheap socialist canadian viagra again to get his little dolphin all frisky, also?
*i’m betting stubbornestgeezer is really todd palin….
shorter me: Todd ( you lucky devil ), leave your Little Todd alone and step away from the computer
Funny, but if you change the clips from Democrats talking about Iraq to Republicans talking about the KSM trial in NYC, Malkin’s video is pretty timely. Surrender, indeed.
I hear that that doll has “Kung Fu Wink Action”.
Just wait until Palin is President. You all will get the treatment Obama has been giving us. I hope you all enjoy it.