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Last night I was all “Wha…?”
But then this:
Then again, that was just one amazing moment of his performance. He also slunk along to the song’s throbbing beat and dropped the line, “Don’t be afraid, I’mma hurt ya real good,” while walking two scantily-clad male dancers across the stage. And then, shortly after, he grabbed another male dancer’s head and thrust it into his gyrating crotch as the camera quickly cut away.
After a few more tongue-wagging yelps, a half dozen more hip-level gyrations, a back-of-the-head-grabbing kiss with a male keyboard player, some fireworks and another lung busting scream, the performance finally came to a close (no doubt to the delight of more conservative viewers everywhere). Lambert promised to MTV News last week that his AMA performance would be “sexy.” It was all that, and a lot more as well.
It is a not so well known fact that winners of American Idol are given recording contracts while the runner-up is given the gift of ghey.
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“It is a not so well known fact that winners of American Idol are given recording contracts while the runner-up is given the gift of ghey.”
Apparently none of them recieve the gift of talent either.
Yeah, K-Lo, good thing that that one guy, you know, wozzisface won. That one guy.
That married guy.
Sometimes I wonder if I’m missing something by using the television to only watch DVD’s or Turner Classic Movies. Then a post like this turns up. Newton Minow was right.
Well, you *did* miss a show about vampire squid last night on The Science Channel…
TV can be so awesome. Bruce Robison is a hottie.
What’s American Idol?
His AMA performance? The doctors put on industrials now?
That’s different. Even Chris Daughtry and Fantasia have been able to maintain a fairly wholesome image after that show.
K-Lo is not impressing anybody when she gives us a peak into her pitiful, empty, dull life.
She hangs out with and works with Republicans, the majority of whom, by definition, are assholes, racists, mysoginists, perverts, religious freaks, flat-Earthers and faux anti-intellectual-intellectual elitest sucking on the wingnut welfare teat.
Apparently she spends a good deal of time listening to her Duran Duran (so totally not teh geh!!) albums on the hi-fi.
She vacations (NR cruises) with the likes of Doughbob, and that creepy English fuck who’s into (way too) young girls, Derbwad…whatshisname.
And she sits at home watching American Idol and actually is into it enough to give a good ratfuck who or what wins.
An American idol is a being somewhat like the VR idol Rei Toei in “Iduru”, except, you know, more fake.
That performance had K-low quickly reaching for a Virginia Slim, as Ramesh Ponnuru and the Doughy Pantload were fighting over the last microwave pizza.
If you guys are gonna stay for Charlie Rose, somebody has to clean up the kitchen. And Jesus H. Christ, Jonah! Put your pants back on before Kristol and Krauthammer get here. Where else can I get $150 for renting my apartment out for three hours?
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“It is a not so well known fact that winners of American Idol are given recording contracts while the runner-up is given the gift of ghey.”
Apparently none of them recieve the gift of talent either.”
I’ve never watched American Idolatry since the first season, but Kelly Clarkson is Teh Hot. And she’s got a set of pipes on her, too. “Walk Away” is definitely on my music list.
Adam Lambert ain’t no Dick and Lynne Cheney.
K-Low Dreaming of Cheney POTUS in 08
A slimmed down K-Low and it’s Un menage a trois! on the Euphrates.
Niiiiiiles Gardiner? Wingnut Spanky.
A slimmed down K-Low and it’s Un menage a trois! on the Euphrates.
Brain Bleach! Stat!
This brings up some questions:
How many quarts of Chunky-Munkey fell to K-Lo’s customized, bored-out tablespoon?
How hard is it to get that Chunky-Munkey-and-cat-hair stain out a snuggie? Do you have to dry clean it or will the regular washer do? For that matter, how do you get the Chunky-Munkey out of the cat’s hair?
Lastly, will K-Lo’s cat ever sit in her lap again during one of these shows?
who wouldn’t want to tap that?
i’m sorry.
that last post was very wrong.
(stubbonernestgeezer/toddpalin/grampa/angelweirdo put down your weiner)
Adam didn’t do anything Cher didn’t do in the eighties or Madonna in the nineties or Britney in the oughties. It’s just that he did them with the same sex, which creeps out Real Americans™
It looked like an homage to a Paula Abdul video which was an homage to some dance thing which was an homage to Weimar Republic Berlin which was a time of protofascist events that preceeded the rise of Nazism.
So yeah, Doughy Ignatius Pantload was right. Gays=Hitler, especially if you know that Tom of Finland‘s ancestral homeland allied itself with the Nazis during WWII.