Reading this blog… hurts.

That gang sign looks more like that funny wave old people do with just their fingers.

She shouldn’t yank on her own puppet strings. It’s unprofessional, makes the kids wonder where they go.

Geez, they’re all so fucking stupid. Ouch.

Gawwwwwwwd!!!!

Arggh. Ouch. Bad way to start day.

Soooo. If I be a patriotic people, I should stand and wave my hands in the air like I just don’t care? And that will start the refounding? Sounds about right.

I assume from her red jacket Sister Sarah is either a Blood or a Norteno.

Damn. Someone ReWrap this rapper. It’s starting to stink up in here.

Hey, Not-Joe the Not-a-Plumber could do a tour with Lo-Kaliber the Not-a-rapper. The “Straight Outta the Hamptons” Tour. Packing suburb mall atriums across America…during Holiday shopping season….near the line to see Santa Claus…

That video has some professional production value. Not cheap. Looks like the Wingnut Welfare Queens are trying to diversify their portfolios.

Watch out American Idol, here’s your next winner!

I bet those old hipsters were too tired after all that mashin’ to hit the All American Buffet pre-dinner rush….

My, Sarah’s starting to show her age a bit. She looks kinda wrinkly in that pic.

Fully understanding that it’s sexist to comment on a female politician’s looks, except in this case, there’s nothing else there, and I’ve thought all along that in her case once her looks fade, so will her “base”.

Wow. Just…wow.

I just came across this today:

“”Politics Daily’s Bonnie Goldstein says it’s time for Levi Johnston, who’s posed nude for Playgirl, to clean up his act. She says the baby daddy to Sarah Palin’s grandson should start acting like what he is — father to an 11-month-old son.”"

Yeh, the fucker is cruising the lower 48 searching for his fortune and extending his much-undeserved 15 minutes.

Of course, if he had a litter of five back at the ranch — including a teen daughter with a track record of getting knocked up — it would be different….it would be Patriotic, or Mavericky, or Wolverine-like. Or something.

Oops. In Alaska, with a hockey player, I guess it would be “a track record of getting Canucked up?”

Bwahahaha! I’m here all week folks. Try the veal…

Does Cool Rapper guy’s shirt mean he’s a sheep buster? I thought Real Patriots ate mutton….

Tbogg commenter Jade says it’s time for loudmouth busybody Bonnie Goldstein to start minding her own effing business.

Did Levi quit his job to do it? Or was he on the Jenna/NotJenna plan?

I’ll see your Hi Caliber and raise you with “Christian Side Hug”. Watch for no more than 45 seconds, then look away. You were warned.

What is it with you and The General? What have we done to you that you would torment us so?

I’ve been thinking this for awhile now. I’ve noticed most RNC type photos of her are the more flattering ones (better lighting, etc), but if you watch Keith Olbermann, he’s quite fond at catching her least attractive moments. Including some VERY blonde highlights she’s been sporting of late.

I DID IT! The full thing! HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! GET IT OFF MY BRAIN! IT BURNS!

Have you heard it played backwards? That’s not “side huggin’” you’re hearing! Them self described “rough riders” are messing with some mad fire!

Could I please have that four minutes of my life back?

I was hoping the same.

jebuz said only if I made my own counter-back/front/up/down-hug video. Which I can’t do because nobody I knows will stoop to that level, but if I tried…..

….how many huggy-sides on your average freaked-out-kid-threatened-with-you-will-love-the-jebuz-or-else-the-fire-is-yours, again, also?

Why is that white guy MC NuttSuck imitating a Negro?

keggluneq (35 minutes ago) 0
And you can bet they scoured hundreds of hours of tape to find those two black guys, just to prove how non-racist and inclusive the wingnuts are.

Hundreds of hours of tape of events that had nothing to do with the all white racists march.

Gee, Palin looks like Michelle Bachman’s first cousin, brain removed. Also.

Hi Caliber.
That’s just sad and disturbing. It’s like watching my morbidly obese brother make fun of contestants on The Biggest Loser.

Golly it’s a tough call, so much snark, so much re-unbelief, but: “Does he really think this will get him a slot on “Hee Haw”?” by halfassbuddah sorta summed it up.

Runner up may be; “Dude you are getting destroyed on your own YouTube channel comments secion. They are dissing you rhymes dog. Like tottally up in your grill gangsta. They took your cheese And your bread.” by peter(something or other)…

poor bread, no cheese….

Why is that white guy MC NuttSuck imitating a Negro?

Don’t knock it. It worked for Elvis.

I’m a little late to the party, but I was thinking of some other names for this rhymin’ fool: Boehner Thug ‘N’ Disharmony; Low I-Cue; BB Brain; Oxy-Moran… also, Monica Crowley?!?

Sarah seems to be saying “HI” in the manual alphabet for the deaf. We should all be proud.

When Ivory McRhythm wiggles his fingers, on the other hand (ho), it just looks like he’s trying to shake boogers off. His style reminds me of the supple, easy demeanor of MC Cain [R-AZ].

Two black people! Stock footage agency?

Are you sure there were two black people? From what I saw, “Nate” from the Tea Party Movie trailer makes two appearances. I didn’t notice any other black person.