As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

Fukking looser chik.

Signed,

Missus Rick Lowry

Watching this video every Holiday will someday replace The Wizard of Oz. I just hope I’m dead as Franco by then.

You mean Franco won his valiant fight to remain dead?

I’m still awaiting further updates on his condition, personally.

Of course, the camera never caught Sarah filling her “coffee” cup from that trough.

Hey, the woman just has that common touch, that apparently appeals to hundreds, ya know? “She’s just like me”, they say. WHATEVER.

Thanks TBogg for picking the perfect turkey to celebrate Turkey Day. The best to all of you libruls.

I’m thankful not to have to ever watch/listen to this because everyone has done it for me. ; )

“I award this turkey a posthumous pardon. Mmmmm… innocent drumstick!”

$P insisted, “I’m always in charge of the turk-ee!” for Thanksgiving dinner. But this year, $P said that T’giving dinner would come from Quizno’s. I guess “always” is as fungible a word for $P as any…