First off, with regard to the awful terrible awful (again) Sarah Palin sexytime Newsweek cover… what Lindsay said. Predictably, Palin complained that Newsweek’s use of the image was sexist. Yes, the image was plucked from its original context. The whole point was that the picture was appalling it its original context. Newsweek is holding this [...]

Bill Kristol’s cabana boy, Matthew Continetti, is all over the place this week strewing rose petals before the mukluks of the Alaska almost-writer lady.  Besides his regular gig at the non-profit Weekly Standard, Continetti has been popping up like a whack-a-mole  at the Wall Street Journal, CNN, and now the Washington Post’s Book World. Continetti [...]

Creepy non-resident-of-NY23 accounting guy Doug Hoffman has discovered that there may be enough not-yet-on-the-books votes to make him the President of North New York and this he knows because Glenn Beck told him so: Conservative Party candidate Doug Hoffman tried to reopen the NY-23 race this afternoon. Two weeks after he conceded defeat to Rep. [...]

David Brody, who is the White House Correspondent for CBN News (which is just like CNN except that IT’S EDITED BY JESUS) would be going “Oh my God!” over Sarah Palin’s picture on the cover of Newsweek except that David can’t say “Oh my God!” because he doesn’t want to burn in hell for eternity [...]

Very Serious White House Correspondent Jake “Tiger Beat” Tapper has some very important news to share: He has a friend. An old friend – See. Not everyone thinks he’s a douchebag. As for the inaugural summit with the Association of Southeast Asian Nations… bo-ring.

For some reason, this email from Bible Spice to her Republican handlers when debating the merits of her appearance on Saturday Night Live amused me: “I had no idea how gross ‘celebrities’ on that show and in other celebrity venues could get when it comes to family and other aspects of my life that have [...]

Israel Matsav: He won’t bow to Netanyahu because Israel didn’t murder Americans Shavua tov, a good week to everyone. President Obumbler won’t bow to Prime Minister Netanyahu because Israel didn’t murder Americans. But on Saturday he bowed to the Emperor of Japan. Jerusalem Carl is not at liberty to discuss this: Draped above a bookcase [...]

Shorter Lee Siegel: When President Obama spoke at the Ft. Hood  memorial service he mentioned “eternity” and that reminded me of that asshole Abraham Lincoln who was assassinated in Ford Theater for wearing a baseball cap.

Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska, English as a second language, snowbilly grifter…that Sarah Palin) is going out on book tour next week hitting all of the big media centers like Noblesville, IN. and Roanoke, VA. and other towns with more than four stoplights. One of her stops will be in Norman OK. after her people were warned off of Lenexa Kansas because the people in Lenexa believe that women who read books are witches, so Oklahoma it is! Exciting!

Shorter John Hinderaker: I have no faith in the system of which I am a licensed member. Shorter Michelle Malkin: [blood shooting from her eyes] Shriek! Shriek!!!!!! Shrrrreeeeeiiiiik!!!!!!!!!!!! Personally I hope that they put Khalid Sheik Mohammed under house arrest next door to Michelle Malkin. That way he can yell “booga booga!” every time she [...]