I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that I “Faithful husband, soccer dad, basset owner, blabbity blah blah” received a whole bunch of “OMFG! Did you see this video?!!!” links of Elisabeth Lambert going medieval on BYU’s ass. The video is here in case you have been rooming with Hiroo Onoda for the past few [...]

High Government Secret Muslim Negro Eric Holder is going to speak to some terrorist group in Michigan and they will probably plan more Ft. Hoods: Attorney General Eric Holder has agreed to give a keynote speech next week to a Michigan group which includes the local branch of the Council on American-Islamic Relations even though the FBI [...]

Marc Ambinder thinks that  NY23 was a “semi-victory” for conservatives: The Club [for Growth] is in the business of supporting fiscally conservative candidates, sometimes in primaries against incumbent Republicans. In the 2008 election cycle, they launched an offensive against Rep. Wayne Gilchrest (R-MD), who, thanks to the Club’s efforts, lost his primary to conservative Andy [...]

Shorter Ross Douthat: Americans spend far too much time making up nonsensical existential threats in order to give their lives meaning and shape. I hope Jesus won’t judge me too harshly for pointing this out.

John Ensign, the Nevada Senator whose parents buy him lots of expensive toys, has given up his SexyTime Humpatorium at the C Street Jesus Dorm: Sen. John Ensign has moved out of the C Street house, the Christian home he shared with other elected officials on Capitol Hill that came under scrutiny for its residents’ [...]

Hey ladies! Congressman Pete Sessions of Texas thinks you should pay more for your insurance because you chose to have all that crazy plumbing with its nook and crannies down there instead of a good old fashioned American penis. This was an unhealthy choice on your part… like taking up smoking. No. Really: Rep. Pete [...]

Bart Stupak, who is apparently a congressman from some horrible depressing dying part of Michigan, does not seem to understand that abortion is a legal medical procedure in the rest of America that isn’t horrible, depressing and dying. So he would like to eliminate the part of the public option that would cover this procedure [...]

The Great Orange Satan (made flesh) attempts to explain to Tom Tancredo that, had he opted to enlist in the military in 1969, the VA could have helped him with his Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Tom Tancredo will hear of no such thing. Hilarity ensues. I swear, at about 4:48 you can hear Markos pop a [...]

This is hilarious.  Complete  humiliation was only averted because he didn’t spell it “loosers!!!!” Thanks to meemeep09 in comments.

Nothing I could ever do could top this Yeah. I know it’s all over teh internets. But it’s really good.