This may only amuse me, but amuse me it did…

I always thought Pat Forde was much taller.
Face it, this is much more entertaining than liveblogging a speech.
(Image courtesy of Deadspin)
If only Tim Tebow and Brett Favre could gay have a baby.. |
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| By: TBogg Tuesday December 1, 2009 5:42 pm | |
Hey, I actually LIVE in Florida (not exactly by choice and definitely not by preference). This picture made me laugh (well, maybe snort) out loud.
The only props missing from the costume are circumcision scissors (complete with ring clamp) and a mason jar of fresh Philipino foreskins floating in formaline. No, really, you can look it up with the Google.
Whoa! Not exactly the type of press a college player would want if making the move on to the next step – The NFL.
There’s any number of bad mofo’s there looking smack this bitch up….
I hope he goes pro. I look forward to him crying. A lot.
Whoa, Pat kind of lost me at “impactful”. I haven’t heard that pathetic term used in earnest since those endless waste-of-time strategy meetings in the late nineties.
Much shorter Pat: “Why can’t all football players be like my nice, wholesome WHITE boy-crush, Tim?”
I have a feeling that Tbogg is expecting great things from Tbow
Please little baby football jebuz let Timmy land in an NFL wasteland just all chock full of missionary zeal. Please let the Raiders give Timmy a new home where he can spread jebuz’ message in the locker room and beyond. I can see those Raider fans now with bible versus stamped on their faces, holding hands and waiting for The Impact Player to do his Chosen One thing….
Nah, Al Davis is a Jamarcus Russell fanboy and the Lich King isn’t gonna go get a QB that can show up his guy (though at this point a tackling dummy could show up Russell).
I’m thinking he’ll end up in with the Redskins, where Chainsaw Dan will throw a shitload of money to essentially get a homeless man’s Vince Young. Then fire the coach because obviously it’s not Snyder’s fault he wouldn’t know NFL-caliber talent if it walked up and shook his hand.
But,but, he’s a fine young man. That’s what all those shameless hacks at ESPN kept telling us. At least we’ll be hearing his name only when his future team gets beaten like a rug. Now if we could just banish his fanboys.
I want Tebow to play in the NFL a long, long time. Because the longer a playing career he has, the more time will pass before the inevitable political career. Heath Fricken’ Shuler became a Congressman. God only knows how much damage Tim Mofucken’ Tebow can do to the nation.
I eagerly wait coverage of his first extramarital affair.
This made me laugh! Thanks so much TBogg. Last weekend had that game on TV and I asked my husband, just how much TBow ass kissing can those announcers do? I was wrong, the ass wasn’t the part they were kissing. Thanks for setting me straight….or something.
I hate Tim Tebow almost as much as I hate Brett Favre, so this was a great antidote to all the fluffing they get. Thanks.
That’s T-Blow to his friends in the media.
u guys are just jealous! go gators!
long resolved at our house: it could actually be worse – he could have played for Notre Dame
I eagerly await Timmy’s move to the NFL ranks , where all Gator quarterback careers go to die. I predict he’s gonna be the second coming of Rex Grossman , or maybe even Steve Spurrier. I’m just glad the Buc’s already have a young QB so that his craptacular crash and burn will be someone else’s wasted draft pick.
Ugh. If I watch their game with Bama next week, it’ll have to be with the sound off. I got fed up with the announcers’ “Ha! Ha! Look at Fat Cody! Wow, he’s really fat!” routine during the Alabama Tennessee game.
I don’t care about pros being treated badly, but college players are just kids. Can you imagine what Cody’s family must have felt? They’re trying to enjoy watching him do these amazing feats while the announcers’ voices are just dripping with contempt.
Oooo. I’m gonna send this to my Gator inlaws.
Hee Haw.
Oh! Go. Gators. Go. Gators…. rah.
Jealous?
Of?