President Barack Obama gave his much anticipated speech on Afghanistan tonight and I think it is important to keep in mind that—- Oh HOLY SHIT!!

What the HELL, Sarah Palin?:

Velour is crushed for a reason

This is the first sign that Palin is about to quit her book tour: when she starts showing up for signings in a robe she bought on clearance at Mervyns. Somewhere there is a round water-bed IN A VAN missing a bedspread.

Tim Gunn wept…