President Barack Obama gave his much anticipated speech on Afghanistan tonight and I think it is important to keep in mind that—- Oh HOLY SHIT!!
What the HELL, Sarah Palin?:

This is the first sign that Palin is about to quit her book tour: when she starts showing up for signings in a robe she bought on clearance at Mervyns. Somewhere there is a round water-bed IN A VAN missing a bedspread.
Tim Gunn wept…




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I am more concerned with whatever sort of mind-meld she’s performing on the woman on the right.
The initial brouhaha over her book has died down a little. This looks totally like a ‘look at me’ move. When you’re a narcissist even WTF? attention is better than none.
Hah! Mervyns! They don’t still exist do they?
I’m so sick of that updo.
That’s not how real men arm wrestle FYI.
She’s gonna fit right in on her next stop on the tour–Roswell, NM.
She could wear a bedsheet and flip-flops and the drugstore cowboys there would still cream their jeans over her….
She’s all “Obama finally did what I tole him three months ago!” on Facebook, too.
Hope she comes to California soon, where it’s illegal for a woman to drive in a housecoat. Like to see her behind bars for that thing, whatever it is.
I am of the opinion that it is made up of satin rosettes and would probably look lovely draped over Liberace’s casket or possibly the neck of the winning horse at the Kentucky Derby.
I didn’t even know you were ALLOWED in your own comments section, dude.
That guy sitting next to her appears to be trying to cop a feel while her arm is immobilized.
What is up with her ears? I don’t recall them looking that weird before.
Look at the hands. At first I thought Palin was gripping the womans hand, a comforting gesture, but it’s actually the other way around. The woman is carefully holding Palin’s hand with her fingertips and she looks scared and confused as if Palin just told her to “Kiss the ring, bitch!” followed by an unflinching stare.
“Hi, Granny! Where you been hiding out? The new attendant says you only have to take your meds on Wednesday. That is a beautiful robe, granny. Now get back to Sunny Vista!!!”
I had a box of Valentine candies once in that robe.
I once shot an elephant in that robe. How it got in that robe I’ll never know!
“I wish my brother George were here.”
she’s finally worn something uglier than this number.
Don’t you realise? She must wear that style to conceal the long, sharp point on the back of her haid.
(Hi Watertiger!)
I had a box of Valentine candies once in that robe.
I think that robe was made from a box of Valentine candies.
You wouldn’t take her over Obama???? Where are the Red Blooded American men?
And this
(responding @watertiger 18)
It’s “Where is the Red Blooded American Men?”
I never understood the fawning over Palin from Continetti, Kristol, McCain, et al, until I recalled the old proverb, “Hunger is the best cook.”
You just know that the whackaloon on the right is asking about Levi’s penis…
Now we know how she managed to finagle the million-dollar wardrobe out of the McCain campaign — by threatening to wear this thing. America likes poliicians who are “just like them,” but we don’t like it when they dress like Crazy Aunt Shirley does to clean the toilets.
“Next thing you know, you’re eating government cheese, and living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!” Ah, Farley, we miss you…
Live there. It was 38 degrees (cold for here) and the morons were lined up out the door at 1:00 for her appearance at 5:00.
Go to KOB on the intertubes and watch the video. Pour a stiff drink and weep for America.
I’ve decided it looks like a coffin liner.
This just can’t get any wierder.
I wonder how many of the rubes from that event will soon be waddling around town in their bath robes and bunny slippers in homage to their Queen?
I think she’s trendy, if a little off.
She’s obviously into that stupid shit vampire stuff the kids are all hot about these days, but got the cloak inside out.
What better way to chase away the post speech blues than to visit the king of snark.
Thank you Mr. Tbogg
On the positive side, the woman whose hand Bible Spice has in a tendon-popping deathgrip seems to be having what alcoholics (and Jules Winnfield) would refer to as a moment of clarity.
…in Vegas?
Dude, you’re slipping in the fabric recognition department. It’s one of those perma-wrinkle acetate/rayon blends. I saw the same thing in a hideous aqua color at Marshall’s. Definitely NOT a smooth move for the perimenopausal….
Has anyone else noticed that since leaving the campaign trail most of Palin’s outfits look like they’re made of highly flammable materials? Should be interesting when her book tour encounters the “right to smoke” segment of wingnuttia….
Remember the thrilling days of 1999, when Republicans like George W. Bush were all about exit strategies when it wasn’t a war they started?
Right after the book signing she had to high-tail it to the mall for her gig as Mrs. Santa. There wasn’t time for a wardrobe change.
O No! She killed Elmo for his fur coat! Look out, Big Bird…you’ve seen what she can do to a turkey.
$arah Palin has put on a wedding ring again because people noticed that she wasn’t wearing one, and also that Tahhhhhd wasn’t at the family Thanksgiving in Kennewick, Washington, because he was, she said, “fixing the roof” back in Wasilla. Given that both Palins quit their job to live on the book swag, you’d think that they could hire someone to do home repairs…
WTF?
This is satire, isn’t it?
(via the usual suspects)
Ah, sweet Snowbilly GILF…If you did not exist, Demonic Ridicule Machines would have to invent you…
Santa’s Little Hamburger Helper.
– Sarah & those guys on her side of the barricade look a bit wary of that fan there. Like they’re afraid (oh, not again!) the woman ain’t never gonna let go Sarah’s hand until she’s “saved” by a book-clunk up side the head.
And it is .
You, tbogg, just can’t see it because you are in love with her, not the horse that won the Kentucky Derby
The family and I were planning to decorate the Christmas tree tomorrow, but now I need to figure out how to get our tree skirt back.