Is Fenway trying to see if he can get even lower to the ground?

Beckham looks like he carries the weight of the world on his broad shoulders.

Either way, both need ear skritchings stat.

Your mom’s lawn is eating your dog.

I guess there’s only so much shit some lawns will take…

With only his eyes, Fenway depicts an existential crisis so shattering it would drive mortal men crazy. What a heavy burden he carries.

Beckham and Gravity are BFFs.

When Fenway poses he is Fenlander, High Fashion Model. When he is plotting an ambush of Beckham, he is…well…Snuffles McSnuffleton.

Even as an action figure, Fenway is too cute to be taken seriously.

Beckham looks quite shaggy in this picture. Is he growing out his fur in anticipation of the notoriously harsh San Diego winter?

Fenway: lawn crocodile.

The well-endowed Fenway looks serene.

Beckham looks like he’s pondering the meaning of life. Or maybe it’s just gas.

I think Beckham looks philosophical in that picture. Not his usual cranky self.

Beckham looks pre-turkey dinner. Fenlander – definitely post turkey coma. Both, very handsome fellows.

Either Beckham just had two eighteen-year-old Mormon missionaries try to tell him the secrets of the universe, or Fenway just explained his idea of how a few little changes would make life much better around your place.