Barbara Walters (who  was only interesting herself back when she was playing human wheelbarrow with that married black senator who was not born in Kenya) has selected her “most fascinating people” of 2009 by drunkenly flipping through Elizabeth Hasslebeck’s Leather-bound People Magazine First Editions collection and bookmarking the pages with novelty cocktail napkins. These endlessly interesting people would be :

Adam Lambert of “American Idol” fame, Sarah Palin, Kate Gosselin of “Jon & Kate,” Fox News’ Glenn Beck, Lady Gaga, NFL star Brett Favre, and Atlanta’s own Tyler Perry.

Rodney Ho adds:

She never releases her top most fascinating person in advance but my bet is Taylor Swift.

If that is so, Taylor Swift would be the  only one on the list who didn’t sleep with Tiger Woods this year.