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I see that McMegan has posted her annual Holiday Gift Guide made up of many utensil thingamajigs for the kitchen as kitchen gadgetry is the porn of the post-hipster generation. Why “Holiday” instead of Christmas? Because Megan hates Jesus. Report her here.

As always, with every purchase direct from McMegan’s semi-thoughtful list, she gets a stipend from Amazon which enables her to keep herself in the exotic designer salts that a person in her station in life deserves.

No. Really. “Pink Himalayan salt“. No. Really.

This is also probably a good time to remember The Ghost of McMegan Christmas Past