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Luke Russert is both Paul Metzler AND Tracy Flick:
CNN’s Jay McMichael was the top vote getter in the Radio & Television Correspondence Association board elections today.
NBC’s Luke Russert, who ran a high stakes “Vote for Vigor” campaign, complete with fancy cupcakes, ultimately lost with 52 votes. Other top vote getters included NPR’s Andrea Seabrook (153 votes) and Pacifica Radio’s Leigh Ann Caldwell (95 votes).
Total number of ballots cast: 301.
If he were running in NY 23, he could totally call this a win.
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No doubt some voters misread that as “Vote for Rigor” and thought his dad was running posthumously.
Conservatives can never lose.
Naughty TBogg – teh ‘alternate text’ for Ross Douhat….. tsk-tsk.
I can’t get those numbers to add up, but it’s all good with me.
This is not Chunky Reese Witherspoon. This is Creamy Reese Witherspoon.
Son of Little Russ came in behind the lady from Pacifica?
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Those 52 voters should turn in their journamalism cards. They are a disgrace to their “profession.”
I knew he should have gone with the “Vote for Me Or The Ghosts of My Father and Grandfather Will Haunt Your Fucking Ass Forever” campaign.
Tracy Flick has more balls than Luke Russert will ever have except on his chin. Also a bigger hardon than Rose Douthat will ever have except in his mouth.
Signed,
Chunky Reese Witherspoon
aHAHAHA, Candy Cane Ass Russert lost.
What shows though in his reports is that he is waAay more interested in anything but politics.
Totally unemployable elsewhere, he seems to have leaned on his dad’s friends to keep outta trouble.
He didn’t have to lean on them. Both mom and dad are/were good standing members of Versailles, so Little Russ had it made. And it looks like Little Russ is on his way to being a member of good standing as well. If someone like Andrea Mitchell had any self respect(and admittedly she doesn’t), she wouldn’t appear in the same studio with the twerp.
Hahahahahahahahaha! The schaden, it freudes itself!
Apparently Jay McMichael won with exactly 1 vote cast for him. Maybe it was a really important vote, like the guy who’s the biggest shareholder at CBS, or something. Rich people’s votes really should count as more than 1, don’t you think?
Now that the campaign is over, will Luke finally complete his long overdue memoir?
All I know is, this has got to be fantastic news for John McCain.
Pumkin-headed fucktwit. Luke Russert, also.
Too.
Who is Vigor and what does he have to do with Luke “My Dad Rocks” Russert Potato?
Ummmmm Reese boobies.
And not the Chunky Reese boobies of Douchehat’s imagination…
He came in behind somebody from Pacifica. That is too funny.