Arms too short to hit the G spotGateway Pundit Jim Hoft really likes fisting. It is all he can talk about. All day long long it’s “fist fist fisting fist fisted fist fisting fisted fist. Also. Fist“. He also likes to talk about Kevin Jennings who is not that smarty-pants Mormon guy who won, like, a billion dollars on Jeopardy. No, Kevin Jennings is Barack Obama’s Safe School Czar and he is also gay and Jim Hoft does not like him. Not one teensy bit. Since Hoft claims that he doesn’t hate gays then we have to assume that he has other reasons why he would want the Schools Safety Czar out of the way.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

But never mind that.

Media Matters has been documenting Jim Hoft’s obsession with the love that dare not speak its name… except by Jim Hoft who really can’t get enough of it. And like the guy caught fucking a dog in the town square who calls the people staring at him in horror “voyeurs”, Hoft does not care for all of this Media Matters attention:

Well, not really. Hoft has been beating his meat the Jennings story like a four-hour erection drum for about two weeks now, mostly with misrepresentations, conspiracy theories, hardened nipples, exaggerations, thinly concealed envy, feigned outrage, a small but noticeable bulge, and what some people call “lies” or, as they are known in more polite circles: “undiluted bullshit”.

But if you’re looking for a one stop fisting shop, Jim Hoft is your man:

Fistgate: Barack Obama’s Safe Schools Czar’s 2000 Conference Promoted “Fisting” to 14 Year-Olds (audio-video)

Sunday, December 6th, 2009
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Keep in mind that Hoft now blogs at First Things which is :
published by The Institute on Religion and Public Life, an interreligious, nonpartisan research and education institute whose purpose is to advance a religiously informed public philosophy for the ordering of society.

Really.

These religious folks have come a long way since those innocent days of double wetsuits and dildos.