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You’re probably wondering why there is a picture of Baby Beckham posted tonight. That is a hell of a good question. If there is one thing that I have learned in my many years of blogging, it is that you people are suckers for basset puppy pictures. Also lady boobies. But since I’m going to ask you to go give some of your hard-earned cash to Digby (Who is a woman! Did you know that!) I figured it would be kind of inappropriate to post boobie pictures, no matter how firm and milky their luscious swells might be and how they beckon to us. Oh yes, they beckon.
So: puppy.
Along with Glennzilla, Digby is one of the indispensable voices of the liberal internets and we would be greatly diminished by her absence just like we were when Billmon closed down the Whiskey Bar. Also when Media Horse Online was put out to pasture. Man, them was the days.
Remember: not all bloggers are heavily remunerated law professors who never seem to teach classes and whom, under normal circumstances, you wouldn’t allow to house-sit your plants, much less teach your children. So give to Digby. Otherwise you will make the Baby Beckham cry
Oooo. Oooo. Better!
Satchmo would want you to.
Yeah. Guilt. I’m good at it. Go.
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I can’t say no to Baby Beckham or Satchmo, whose pawtograph I’ll line up for on the Rainbow Bridge one day.
Done.
Thanks for reminding me to contribute to Digby. I did, despite the icky stuff about swelling breasts. You are a caution, as they say.
Damn, and here I had $20 ready to give to Joe Lieberman to thank him for all he’s done for the country lately. Now I’m torn…
No, wait — the puppy-boobies-guilt tripping convinced me. Whew, that was a close one. I can haz Shakira’s ass now?
thingwarbler,
You and I have obviously spent too much time here at TBogg’s place, cause my first thought after reading this post was: he waxes poetically about boobies, and fails to mention Shakira’s ass? Has TBogg tired of Sharkira’s ass? Suppose we should just be thankful he didn’t threaten us with the Malkin cheerleading video.
Digby’s the best. Will do.
Yes, sir!
I can’t believe you actually pulled out Satchmo!
(That’s what SHE said.)
Bah-rump-buh.
… we would be greatly diminished by her absence just like we were when Billmon closed down the Whiskey Bar.
That was a dark, dark time. Still wondering what the story was behind the story, because that shit was without parallel.
Off to drop a coin for humanity …
I don’t feel guilty. However, seeing how the malevolent gaze of Beckham was fully formed in his puppydom, I do feel afraid. Very afraid, even.
Mission accomplished! Wolverines!
Also when Media Horse Online was put out to pasture. Man, them was the days.
Ahh, Horse – them was heady days indeed. When the hopes and desires of the lefty blogosphere (such as it was) were ridiculed and dismissed by the conservative Republican powers-that-be.
What a change a few years make – now, we’re ridiculed and dismissed by the new powers-that-be, conservatives of the Democratic Party. Huzzah!
thanks o Shameless one
Billmon posts at dailykos from time to time. Same insight and same acerbic POV.
he waxes poetically about boobies, and fails to mention Shakira’s ass? Has TBogg tired of Sharkira’s ass?
Like Paris (the city, not the wealthy skank) When one is tired of Shakira’s ass, one is tired of life.